Poor Jokes Thread

[Faun]

Mens rights.

Women rights.

 

[Assassini]

coudn't have been a better thread.
Another pj
Y do women watch sony's bade achhe lagte hain....?
A:Kyonki unhi BADE hi ache lagte hain.Small ones not of their business

 

[dashing.sujay]

"humein bhi BADE acche lagte hain"

 

[KDroid]

^^

 

[saikiasunny]

CONFUSING PJ
Tomorrow's yesterday is
today...
and Yesterday's
tomorrow is also today...
but Today's yesterday
was yesterday's today...
so Tomorrow's today is
today's tomorrow.
ENJOY a confusing PJ.

 

[TheSloth]

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

you already posted it before

 

[Nipun]

CONFUSING PJ
Tomorrow's yesterday is
today...
and Yesterday's
tomorrow is also today...
but Today's yesterday
was yesterday's today...
so Tomorrow's today is
today's tomorrow.
ENJOY a confusing PJ.

How is it joke?

 

[saikiasunny]

Do we always need a joke to laugh

 

[axes2t2]

you already posted it before

Really :O

 

[aaruni]

What would you call a fat woman weighing herself?

Moti-Weightion (motivation)

 

[Anorion]

salted peanuts

some are real good jokes

 

[Assassini]

What will happen if u sleep at night?





Most probably u will not sleep in daytime...

 

[TheSloth]

Like this i can say many.for e.g.
What will happen after you eat alot?
You will not feel hungry.

 

[Vyom]

^^ One from me too then,

What will happen if I read more jokes like this...


I will think the idea gone stale.. and hence most probably won't laugh again...

 

[TheSloth]

One of my friend told me this.
Friend:Shaktimaan should be rated 'R' and parents should not allow their children to watch this show.
Me:that show was hit among kids.and even parents liked 'choti magar moti batien'.
Friend:when he come,what a sound effect,fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk ............

 

[Assassini]

One of my friend told me this.
Friend:Shaktimaan should be rated 'R' and parents should not allow their children to watch this show.
Me:that show was hit among kids.and even parents liked 'choti magar moti batien'.
Friend:when he come,what a sound effect,fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk ............

FCUK fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk fcuk...hahahaha

 

[TheSloth]

My friend heard it somewhere and told me.
My Friend:MF
MF:total how many dogs in chennai?
Me:i didn't count but there could be like 1 lakh or may be more.i don't know,who cares.
MF:actually there are only 6 dogs in chennai.
Me:how come?
MF:che-6 (in hindi) nnai-dog(in tamil)

 

[rezurect007]

Before we've found a cure for AIDS or Cancer, we have a Boner pill and a Hair growing pill.

Cancer..,You can Wait, we`ll get to you. I`m working on some thing here...
Yeah.. what's the point of keeping people alive if they cant have Rock hard Erections.

 

[Anorion]

mera naam Zoya hai but my friends call me zee
mera naam Manish hai but my friends call me doordarshan

 

[rider]

mera naam Zoya hai but my friends call me zee
mera naam Manish hai but my friends call me doordarshan

That was in ek tha tiger trailer, still can't get it.