Poor Jokes Thread

Vyom

The Power of x480
Staff member
Admin
Shadi ki 1st night

Dulha- Hamesha Puja krna,

Vrat rakhna, daan dena

Sabse pyar se bolna!

Dulhan pareshan ho ke bahar gyi,

Or boli , sab ander ajao,

SATSANG ho raha hai.
 

aaruni

The Linux Guy
One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient
arrives
complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
"Tell me what happened to your back..."
The patient replies: "Sir, I work for a local
night club. This morning I go to my apartment
early and
heard some noise in my bed room. On
entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and
the
balcony door was open. I rushed out of the
balcony door and did not find anyone. As I
looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running
out
and he was dressing himself. I was very
angry,.. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was
very heavy... That is how I strained my
back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient arrives as if
he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: "My previous patient looked
bad,.... But you look terrible..... What the hell
happened to you....??"
He replied: "You know I have been
unemployed for
a while now...., today was the first day at my
new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and I was
late,..... I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, I was hit by
a fridge! I don't know how and
where from this fridge fall on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient comes
He looks like he was punished in hell
The doctor is shocked.
He asked: "What is the hell happened to
you....??"
The patient replies:
Well, It started like this: "I was in a fridge..." :D
:rofl: Saw this on facebook.
 

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American

"'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'

We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about the love marriage I 'll tell you my story.

'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her,

So my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.

More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problem..!!

This is Family problem :p :D
 

krishnandu.sarkar

Simply a DIGITian
Staff member
Two Men, One Indian and One American were sitting in a bar & drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American

"'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.'

We call this arrange marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't Love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said, talking about the love marriage I 'll tell you my story.

'I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 yrs.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her,

So my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother.

More problem occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my Uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now father's son is my brother, My brother is my Grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problem..!!

This is Family problem :p :D

:rofl: Hilarious :p :lol:
 
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