Poor Jokes Thread

axes2t2

I am a cat
What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.
 

saurav_wow

Broken In
I heard a friend was addicted to brake fluid...i confronted him and told him my concern for his health...he said not to worry..he could stop any time...
 

axes2t2

I am a cat
A font walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Hey,we don't serve your types here" and then calls the Serif.
 

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
So Pyramid head walks into a bar and the bartender says:

"Hey, why the long face?"

There were no survivors.
 

sling-shot

Wise Old Owl
Chote : Are Bade, woh kaun hota hai jo jabhi bulaye hilta hai?
Bade : Pata nahi yaar.
Chote : Abhi-shek.

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Mr. Pawan Kishorilal Jhoke went to Pakistan without visa. But he was not stopped at the border. Why?
Because "Panchi Nadiyaan Pawan K Jhoke, Koi sarhad na use roke" - Refugee, Refugee (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.

Except for Chris Brown


what did the beaver say when he swam into the wall

DAM

Why do people hit machines when they don't work?

It worked with the slaves...

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

what bounces and makes kids cry

my donation cheque to Children in Need.
 

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’
Bazinga!
 

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
Fans: When will half life 3 release ?
Gaben: Looks like you have to deal with the weight.
 

Flash

Lost in speed

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
 
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