Classic Geek joke
Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".
WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Then!! what happened...
Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
MAN!!! then what... keep going...
Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Wow!! What configuration... ??
500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
Bahahaha...
The best I have heard in a long time, and its new, at least to me.