Poor Jokes Thread

sumit05

sumit05

In the zone
Patni: Chalo Ek Khel Khelte Hain... Main Chhupti Hoon Aur Aap Mujhe Dhoondhna. Agar Aapne Dhoondh Liya Toh Main Aapke Saath Shopping Karne Chalungi.
Pati: Aur Agar Nahin Dhoondh Paya Toh ?
Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu...... Bas Darwaje Ke Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi ...!!!

Ek Aurat Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahi Thee Ki Tabhi Uska Pati Mila Gaya.
Pati Ne Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru kar Diya.
Aurat: Maaro Saaley Ko... Apni Biwi Ko Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ki Biwion Ko Le Jaata Hai.
Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aa Gaya Aur Woh Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Aurat: Maar Saale Ko !!! Khud Toh Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ko Bhi Nahin Ghumaane Deta!!!

Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The??
Wife silent...
Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun?
Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho...

Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai, Kyaa Karoon, Khushi Ke Maare Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Rahaa Ki Kidhar Jaauun ???`
 
Nipun

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
None of them are PJs.

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These are PJs:
"Civil Engineers ki life JCB ho, maza aata hai".
"Woh flour pe giri aur fir woh roti jaa rhi thi".

And a slightly lesser poor:
"Zindagi me koi bhi takleef ho to kissan ke paas jana chahiye... unke paas hal hota hai!".

:D
 
harshilsharma63

harshilsharma63

DIY FTW!
Nipun said:
None of them are PJs.

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These are PJs:
"Civil Engineers ki life JCB ho, maza aata hai".
"Woh flour pe giri aur fir woh roti jaa rhi thi".

And a slightly lesser poor:
"Zindagi me koi bhi takleef ho to kissan ke paas jana chahiye... unke paas hal hota hai!".

:D
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