ajai5777
Youngling
Here is an example of how to place a giraffe in the fridge in 3 steps.
1 open the door.
2 place the giraffe.
3 close the door.
Then how to place a camel in the fridge in 4 steps?
There was a meeting of animals in the jungle but only one animal didnt go. Which was that?
A guy went to bath in a lake, he found a board which read, Dont enter the lake.There are crocodiles.But he didnt care and bathed in the lake and nothing happened. Why?
1 open the door.
2 place the giraffe.
3 close the door.
Then how to place a camel in the fridge in 4 steps?
1.open the door.
2.take the giraffe out of fridge.
3.place the camel in the fridge.
4.close the door.
2.take the giraffe out of fridge.
3.place the camel in the fridge.
4.close the door.
There was a meeting of animals in the jungle but only one animal didnt go. Which was that?
The camel.It was in the fridge.
A guy went to bath in a lake, he found a board which read, Dont enter the lake.There are crocodiles.But he didnt care and bathed in the lake and nothing happened. Why?
All the crocodiles were gone for the meeting in jungle
An aeroplane is flying with 500 bricks, suddenly one brick falls. What happens to the plane?
How will you keep en elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
How will you insert a deer into fridge using 4 steps?
Lion gave a grand party, but at the last moment one was missing, who was that?
There was a lake full of crocodiles, but an old woman had to cross. How will she cross?
So the old woman now crossed the lake but still died, how?
Same questions, though mine is better
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How will you keep en elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
1) open the fridge
2)insert the elephant
3)close the fridge
2)insert the elephant
3)close the fridge
How will you insert a deer into fridge using 4 steps?
1) open the fridge
2)take the elephant out
3)insert the deer
4)close the fridge
2)take the elephant out
3)insert the deer
4)close the fridge
Lion gave a grand party, but at the last moment one was missing, who was that?
deer !
There was a lake full of crocodiles, but an old woman had to cross. How will she cross?
Dumbo, all crocodiles were enjoying the lion's party! 
So the old woman now crossed the lake but still died, how?
Remember the brick which fell from the plane?
Same questions, though mine is better
^^And you copied this from a image in OT Thread
^^And you copied this from a image in OT Thread
No I was asked same questions by one of my senior yesterday. Moreover I rarely visit OT thread now.
Nipun
Whompy Whomperson
The images copy stuff from us.
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you."
Boyfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone."
... Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na ? ♥ "
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
I setting password for his Laptop with friend sitting beside me...
I type "BRAIN" as password. The friend fell off his chair Laughing b'coz Laptop replied :"TOO SMALL"
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do.
Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?
Girl: The homework.
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Teacher: Why are you late..???
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Student: Does it really matter. You still get Paid..!!
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/cafe-games/141224-teh-lol-thread.html 
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you."
Boyfriend (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone."
... Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na ? ♥ "
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
I setting password for his Laptop with friend sitting beside me...
I type "BRAIN" as password. The friend fell off his chair Laughing b'coz Laptop replied :"TOO SMALL"
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Girl: Mom, today the teacher beat me for something that I didn't do.
Mother: That's very bad of your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?
Girl: The homework.
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Teacher: Why are you late..???
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Student: Does it really matter. You still get Paid..!!
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/cafe-games/141224-teh-lol-thread.html
saikiasunny
Ambassador of Buzz
Hawa chali ud gaya pappu, hawa chali ud gaya pappu
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hawa ruki gir gaya pappu (common sense)
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hawa ruki gir gaya pappu (common sense)
theserpent
Firecracker to the moon
Nipun thats not PJ'S 
theserpent
Firecracker to the moon
Desmond
Parrot stepped on an elephant and elephant died. How?
Parrot's name was elephant and elephant's name was parrot
The PJ of the year
theserpent
Firecracker to the moon
:Lol: ahaha ok
axes2t2
I am a cat
Parrot stepped on an elephant and elephant died. How?
Parrot's name was elephant and elephant's name was parrot
amruth kiran
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them
why do i feel these pj's are more funnier than the normal jokes??
then again do NORMAL JOKES even EXIST??
then again do NORMAL JOKES even EXIST??
axes2t2
I am a cat
Why did the Integer drown?
Cos he couldn't Float !!
An 85 year old man is at the doc's having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story...
I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."
"Exactly."
Cos he couldn't Float !!
An 85 year old man is at the doc's having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story...
I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver."
"Exactly."
pratik385
In the zone
Classic Geek joke
Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".
WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Then!! what happened...
Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
MAN!!! then what... keep going...
Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Wow!! What configuration... ??
500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".
WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Then!! what happened...
Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
MAN!!! then what... keep going...
Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Wow!! What configuration... ??
500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
