harshilsharma63
DIY FTW!
A girl bought a new laptop. Some other friend asked her which processes does it have? On this, she replied: "I dont think it has a processor. There is on intel logo". Intel will be proud of this girl.
Friend buys a new laptop,
Me: What's the config?
Her: 500
Me: okay
HP 500 Notebook?Friend buys a new laptop,
Me: What's the config?
Her: 500
Me: okay
You should have said that both them are dead. Computer virus spread in them through network.i went to this office to fix their printer problem and they had 2 printers 1 dot matrix epson 500+ and HP LaserJet P1108 and i checked Hp's cartridge was on low ink so couldn't print and it was urgent for them to print dispatch documents. so the boss told me " iska catridge nikaal ke epson me daal ke kuchh setting karde urgent he " (remove the hp cartridge and put it into epson) and i did the road runner beep beep and dash off.
HP 500 Notebook?
System Requirement
Operating System:Windows 98, 98 Second Edition, ME, 2000 Professional, XP Professional or XP Home operating system
CPU:Intel Pentium III (or compatible) CPU running at 700Mhz or higher
Hard Disk:450 MB free Hard Disk space, plus space for Direct X9 installation
RAM:256 MB
Network:Network card for broadband connectivity
Input Devices: DirectX compatible Controller or Keyboard
Graphics:32MB DirectX 9 compatible video card (Geforce2 or higher) using a supported chipset (see below)
today at college, one of my classmates was showing off his new phone.
Me: which phone is it?
Him: Grand Quattaro.
Me no offense, but you just bought Samsung's $hit for 16k.
Him: its "QUAD CORE"
Me: can you play NFS MW on it?
Him: NFS MW comes for PC and consoles, you can't play it on android.
Me: then try to install Windows 98 on it so that you can play NFS MW