Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard about technology :cool:

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harshilsharma63

harshilsharma63

DIY FTW!
A girl bought a new laptop. Some other friend asked her which processes does it have? On this, she replied: "I dont think it has a processor. There is on intel logo". Intel will be proud of this girl.
 

ratul

█████████████████
This is the conversation i had with an IIHT employee, who called me to lure me into joining their Cloud Computing course:

She: Hello sir, are you currently unemployed.
Me: Yes.
She: Have you tried anywhere.
Me: Ya, i applied in many companies, got a call from Red Hat, have an interview tomorrow.
She: Oh, great, in which company?
Me: uhm, Red Hat.
She: That's good but where??? :facepalm:
Me: uhm, it's a telephonic interview.
She: oh, ok, but what company? :facepalm:
Me: uhm, Red Hat is itself the company whose hiring..
She: oh ,ok....

After Some time:

She: oh, ok sir, so i will tell you now our module design, we have 5 parts in our module........... Module 2 contains linux technology which have Linux Administration, Red Hat......
Me (Thinking): WTF girl, you have Red Hat in your module, yet you didn't knew what it was.. :facepalm:

but this definitely gave me insight about what quality could they have been providing in their courses.. :wink: :D
 

TheHumanBot

Padawan
i went to this office to fix their printer problem and they had 2 printers 1 dot matrix epson 500+ and HP LaserJet P1108 and i checked Hp's cartridge was on low ink so couldn't print and it was urgent for them to print dispatch documents. so the boss told me " iska catridge nikaal ke epson me daal ke kuchh setting karde urgent he " (remove the hp cartridge and put it into epson) and i did the road runner beep beep and dash off.
 

Hrishi

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i went to this office to fix their printer problem and they had 2 printers 1 dot matrix epson 500+ and HP LaserJet P1108 and i checked Hp's cartridge was on low ink so couldn't print and it was urgent for them to print dispatch documents. so the boss told me " iska catridge nikaal ke epson me daal ke kuchh setting karde urgent he " (remove the hp cartridge and put it into epson) and i did the road runner beep beep and dash off.
You should have said that both them are dead. Computer virus spread in them through network. :p
They need to buy new printers. :wink:
Jk.
 

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
":cool:" in the title of this thread is one of the dumbest things I've seen today.
The old thread was better. I liked old thread. I do not like this thread. This is not old thread.
 

Flash

Lost in speed
*www.shopclues.com/dirt-3-complete-coll-html

System Requirement

Operating System:Windows 98, 98 Second Edition, ME, 2000 Professional, XP Professional or XP Home operating system

CPU:Intel Pentium III (or compatible) CPU running at 700Mhz or higher

Hard Disk:450 MB free Hard Disk space, plus space for Direct X9 installation

RAM:256 MB

Network:Network card for broadband connectivity

Input Devices: DirectX compatible Controller or Keyboard

Graphics:32MB DirectX 9 compatible video card (Geforce2 or higher) using a supported chipset (see below)


 

SaiyanGoku

kamehameha!!
today at college, one of my classmates was showing off his new phone.
Me: which phone is it?
Him: Grand Quattaro.
Me :facepalm: no offense, but you just bought Samsung's $hit for 16k.
Him: its "QUAD CORE"
Me: can you play NFS MW on it?
Him: NFS MW comes for PC and consoles, you can't play it on android.
Me: then try to install Windows 98 on it so that you can play NFS MW :p
 

ashs1

Padawan
this conversation happened between me & teacher :

Me: Sir, you got a new lenevo laptop !! Wow, congrats sir !! (*party chahiye ;) * )
Sir : thanks..got it 2 days back !!
Me : nice...which model is it ?? Z500 ?
Sir : arre nahi, ye core i5 third generation wala hai..
Me: -__-..
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ankush28

Bazinga
One of my friend bought i5-4670k based rig...
When I asked how much you have overclocked then... his reply..


What is overclocking...?
Wtf is this guy fcuking kidding me



this thread should be sticky ;)

2-3 months ago when I went to buy pc @ dynamic computers, lamington road this happened

*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/service-rma-watch/175246-neo-dynamic-computers-worst-expieriance.html

another thing in my college peoples determine processor performence just by GHz and graphic card performence by GBs :p

5-6 days ago at yahoo answers
Question:- want to buy a graphic card within 10k INR
Best answer - GT 310 :facepalm:
 

theserpent

Firecracker to the moon
Well there's this person In my class,Who suggest's EVERYONE to buy that old htc one x if their budget is under 30k :/.
He regards nexus as a useless phone,He said something like it is some different os :|
Then I was saying him that Megapixles don't matter,He said it does
 

rajatGod512

N00B Troller
today at college, one of my classmates was showing off his new phone.
Me: which phone is it?
Him: Grand Quattaro.
Me :facepalm: no offense, but you just bought Samsung's $hit for 16k.
Him: its "QUAD CORE"
Me: can you play NFS MW on it?
Him: NFS MW comes for PC and consoles, you can't play it on android.
Me: then try to install Windows 98 on it so that you can play NFS MW :p

But Grand Quattaro Can play NFS : MW easily . :|
 
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