Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard about technology :cool:

Shah

Shah

Cyborg Agent
Kirankp05 said:
Hi,
Yesterday My helmet was stolen from Parking lot which I was kept on bike(didn't locked).

A Traffic policer caught me at some signal, Asked 400Ransome!
Me: Sir my helmet stolen from parking lot of company and i paid fine just previous signal(Thinking he ll leave me)
Police: Show leave that all show me ur DL
Me: Sir I forgot wallet in ofice in urgency as it was bout 10pm
Police: k pay fine if not anything that u have right now in cash pay and go!!!
Me: suddeny opened wallet san 50Rs was there which i gace, soon at that moment assistant to that police one constable
uttered just u told u have forgetton Wallet how come u got now. . .
Me: Blind smile. . . and paid 200 . . .
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How come this is related to Technology? :-?
 
seamon

seamon

Superhuman Spambot
Shah said:
How come this is related to Technology? :-?
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You see it's written in code word just like flyingcow's message.

Let's re-examine.

Hi,
Yesterday My helmet was stolen from Parking lot which I was kept on bike(didn't locked).
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This sentence tell us that his phone was stole and he just changed it with his helmet to avoid embarrassment.

A Traffic policer caught me at some signal, Asked 400Ransome!
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This means his anti-virus caught a virus and the anti-virus costs 400 bucks.

Me: Sir my helmet stolen from parking lot of company and i paid fine just previous signal(Thinking he ll leave me)
Police: Show leave that all show me ur DL
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This means that the anti-virus works only if you use original version.

Me: Blind smile. . . and paid 200 . . .
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He got the anti-virus at a discount.


TL;DR He is recommending an anti-virus which prevents cell-phone theft.
 
R

rakesh_ic

Cyborg Agent
seamon said:
You see it's written in code word just like flyingcow's message.

Let's re-examine.



This sentence tell us that his phone was stole and he just changed it with his helmet to avoid embarrassment.



This means his anti-virus caught a virus and the anti-virus costs 400 bucks.



This means that the anti-virus works only if you use original version.



He got the anti-virus at a discount.


TL;DR He is recommending an anti-virus which prevents cell-phone theft.
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Now thats even funnier. I smiled a little by tickling myself to death just to achieve that small smile that I managed.
 
adityak469

adityak469

Training To Beat Goku
seamon said:
You see it's written in code word just like flyingcow's message.

Let's re-examine.



This sentence tell us that his phone was stole and he just changed it with his helmet to avoid embarrassment.



This means his anti-virus caught a virus and the anti-virus costs 400 bucks.



This means that the anti-virus works only if you use original version.



He got the anti-virus at a discount.


TL;DR He is recommending an anti-virus which prevents cell-phone theft.
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dat decryption
 
Nanducob

Nanducob

Wise Old Owl
seamon said:
You see it's written in code word just like flyingcow's message.
Let's re-examine.
This sentence tell us that his phone was stole and he just changed it with his helmet to avoid embarrassment.
This means his anti-virus caught a virus and the anti-virus costs 400 bucks.
This means that the anti-virus works only if you use original version.
He got the anti-virus at a discount.
TL;DR He is recommending an anti-virus which prevents cell-phone theft.
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I must suicide
 
S

shivakanth.sujit

Padawan
Rank My Computer

According to this

Name: NVIDIA GeForce 210
Chipset: GeForce 210
Manufacturer: NVIDIA
Memory: 1.0 GB
Category: Budget
Generation: 13th
DirectX: 10.1
Rank: 20th percentile
Your graphics card ranks in the 20th percentile.
Out of worldwide population of 1,646,081 NVIDIA graphics devices, your device is more powerful than 325,914 others.
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Shopkeepers can use this to sell the card. Top 20% , GT210 ????? :))

Shiva
 
seamon

seamon

Superhuman Spambot
shivakanth.sujit said:
Rank My Computer

According to this



Shopkeepers can use this to sell the card. Top 20% , GT210 ????? :))

Shiva
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It means GT 210 is slower than 80% computers not faster than 80% computers lol. It's percentile score is 20 which means 20% computers are slower.

Name: NVIDIA GeForce GT 650M
Chipset: NVxx
Manufacturer: NVIDIA
Memory: 2.0 GB
Category: Performance
Generation: 17th
DirectX: 11
Rank: 73rd percentile
Your graphics card ranks in the 73rd percentile.
Out of worldwide population of 1,646,081 NVIDIA graphics devices, your device is more powerful than 1,196,962 others.

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Looks like it doesn't support SLI yet.
 
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