Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard about technology :cool:

Flash

Lost in speed
This happened about two months back in college. My friend had to buy a laptop so I suggested an a10 config. Now this friend is illiterate about technology, so he went forward to ask a female cse teacher about this processor. The teacher's reply: "what is amd? I think Intel makes processors"

I wouldn't say it's dumb. She's ignorant.
 

ithehappy

Human Spambot
What do you people call this?
My friend has a Sidewinder X6, and some Asus Headphone (~3.5 k) and he doesn't use those things, cause they are so good. So he uses his Logitech cheapo mouse and his Galaxy Ace's IEM to play and listen to audio from his PC! And keeps those 'expensive' or 'premium' stuffs in shelf.
Also he bashes stuffs he uses. Like he keeps bashing Samsung, and he uses a Samsung phone, Samsung monitor. He bashes Asus, he has an Asus mobo, Asus sound card. Yesterday he bought a DG soundcard, and then he called me to ask how to enable front audio panel and all that, and before hanging up he says, 'you know I hate Asus, they are a horrible company, wish EVGA made sound cards, that day I will buy one and drag you (me) with me to buy one'! :|
Isn't it like eating and sh!tt!ng at same place?
 

Superayush

Tech lover
Sony UI is dull and boring....words of my school classmate who is a samsung fanboy and owns a SIII and considers it the best phone.....when asked about s4 says not much of improvement.....his comment on stock android ..sucks....and his all say yapping of his phone and it features..wish could shotgun him in his mouth....anyways his flaunt box SIII enjoyed nice bath in water when we went for boating at WOW and he fell in the pond xD clumsy fellow
 

Kirankp05

Broken In
Hi,
Yesterday My helmet was stolen from Parking lot which I was kept on bike(didn't locked).

A Traffic policer caught me at some signal, Asked 400Ransome!
Me: Sir my helmet stolen from parking lot of company and i paid fine just previous signal(Thinking he ll leave me)
Police: Show leave that all show me ur DL
Me: Sir I forgot wallet in ofice in urgency as it was bout 10pm
Police: k pay fine if not anything that u have right now in cash pay and go!!!
Me: suddeny opened wallet san 50Rs was there which i gace, soon at that moment assistant to that police one constable
uttered just u told u have forgetton Wallet how come u got now. . .
Me: Blind smile. . . and paid 200 . . .
 

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
Hi,
Yesterday My helmet was stolen from Parking lot which I was kept on bike(didn't locked).

A Traffic policer caught me at some signal, Asked 400Ransome!
Me: Sir my helmet stolen from parking lot of company and i paid fine just previous signal(Thinking he ll leave me)
Police: Show leave that all show me ur DL
Me: Sir I forgot wallet in ofice in urgency as it was bout 10pm
Police: k pay fine if not anything that u have right now in cash pay and go!!!
Me: suddeny opened wallet san 50Rs was there which i gace, soon at that moment assistant to that police one constable
uttered just u told u have forgetton Wallet how come u got now. . .
Me: Blind smile. . . and paid 200 . . .

wut ?
 

rakesh_ic

Cyborg Agent
Hi,
Yesterday My helmet was stolen from Parking lot which I was kept on bike(didn't locked).

A Traffic policer caught me at some signal, Asked 400Ransome!
Me: Sir my helmet stolen from parking lot of company and i paid fine just previous signal(Thinking he ll leave me)
Police: Show leave that all show me ur DL
Me: Sir I forgot wallet in ofice in urgency as it was bout 10pm
Police: k pay fine if not anything that u have right now in cash pay and go!!!
Me: suddeny opened wallet san 50Rs was there which i gace, soon at that moment assistant to that police one constable
uttered just u told u have forgetton Wallet how come u got now. . .
Me: Blind smile. . . and paid 200 . . .

Thanks for sharing.. Had a really good laugh. That "ransome", that "didnt locked", that "policer" etc. They were all funny..
 
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