Poor Jokes Thread

[marvelousprashant]

^No idea sirjee

 

[axes2t2]

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life, as compared to men, why?

A very INTELLIGENT sardar replied: Women don't have a wife!

Oh really.....

 

[CyberKID]

^ Why sardars are always cornered for stupid jokes ?

Because, IMO, they're humble enough to hear and laugh on the joke without bashing the one telling it.

 

[KDroid]

^^ No one tells a sardar joke in front of him lol.

btw, I got an SMS some time back that British used to Publish Sardar jokes in their mags during the stuggle for Independence because Sardars were the most active participants and it continues till date. Dunno if it's true or not.

 

[Nipun]

^^ No one tells a sardar joke in front of him lol.

I do all the time. Two of my best friends are sardar, including Jaskanwar. They don't mind it!

Infact, many times my friends crack jokes "Once there was a Nipun...", I don't mind that either.

And BTW that reminds me of a joke:

Santa: Bhaia kela kitne ka h?
Kele wala: 1 Rupye ka.
Santa: 40 paise me doge?
Kele wala: khali chilka milega.
Santa: Ye le 60 paise, khali kela dede.

 

[RCuber]

Felix Baumgartner set the speed record?

People around me run at speed of light when ever I fart

 

[Nipun]

A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check.
Ophthalmologist shows the letters 'CZWXNQSTACZ' to the Czech.
'Can U read this?' he asks.
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'Read?' the Czech replies, 'I even know the Guy! =D

BRUCE LEE was a great man..
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But after his sister gave birth to a baby.... he became an ordinary man....
why ?
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Because he became MAMU LEE.

‎"If you fall, I'll be there."

-The Floor

--
Coolie to an IT employee: Aajkal konse platform pe kam kar rhe ho?

 

[Flash]

Two ten year olds were arguing about who's parent was older.There was a girl and a boy.

Girl:"My mom is fifty years old!".
Boy:"Dang!You're mom must be ugly!".
Girl:"What? Just because she's old doesn't mean she's ugly!".
Boy:"I didn't say because she was old.".
Girl:"Then why?".
Boy:"Because no one wanted to screw her until she was forty!".

 

[axes2t2]

Arsenal FC are title contenders.

 

[Nipun]

BRUCE LEE's Profile :-

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favorite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theater once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favorite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Favorite job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favorite Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favorite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favorite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favorite pass time
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

19. Jab Gussa Hota h to Deta hai
* Ga Lee

20. Sab Bajao
* Taa Lee

 

[dashing.sujay]

^ Awesome guddu

 

[TheSloth]

I didn't understand 'Fina Lee'

 

[Nipun]

I didn't understand 'Fina Lee'

Finally, someone who doesn't understand!

 

[dashing.sujay]

I didn't understand 'Fina Lee'

"Grand" Finale. Got now?

 

[TheSloth]

are yaar samajh gaya tha par laga it could be something else too.

 

[Desmond]

This video is one huge PJ.

 

[aaruni]

 

[Flash]

^ Are those game videos compiled by someone or rendered newly for spreading funny?

 

[axes2t2]

at the comments on that vid.

 

[Desmond]

^ Are those game videos compiled by someone or rendered newly for spreading funny?

Rendered again mostly. I think the creation kit is capable of that.