Can anyone explain please ?
harshilsharma63
DIY FTW!
His father being a programmer believes in the principle that you should not alter a system that works. As in don't try to improve a code, you will break it.
something like "if it ain't broke, don't fix"
TheHumanBot
Padawan
I hear they make gender-specific versions of ActiveX now: ActiveXX and ActiveXY. Unfortunately, ActiveXX overflows for a few days every month and ActiveXY constantly tries to mount drives it shouldn't.
Flash
Lost in speed
harshilsharma63
DIY FTW!
suyash_123
Techno Freak
Mine one now !!
Once a Teacher ask the a Student in Class " Tell me the Spelling of Duniya in ENGLISH"
Student : Sir Duniya is Spells as "D" "U" "N" "I" "Y" "A" and Teacher Note it on Balckboard
Teacher : does "Duniya" has I in It ??
Student : yes
Teacher : IF Duniya mai I Ho to kya Karna Chaiye ?
Student : doono sir !!
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Teacher : Duniya me Aye (I) ho to Love kar lo , Duniya me Aye (I) ho to Love kar lo , Thoda sa jele Thoda thoda mar lo ...
Lolz
(NO Offense - to All Hindu Guys here - Me Hindu too - but cannot resist it )
BAL Ganesh : Dad Please!!! Please Pick me in your ARMS !! Please
Lord Shiv : No Child no ..
BAL Ganesh : Pleaseeeeeeeeee......
Lord Shiv : No Means No
BAL Ganesh : DAD !!! COME on!!
Lord Shiv : Pagala Ho Gyaa Kya be ? ???? Saap kat -le ga Na !!!
Once a Teacher ask the a Student in Class " Tell me the Spelling of Duniya in ENGLISH"
Student : Sir Duniya is Spells as "D" "U" "N" "I" "Y" "A" and Teacher Note it on Balckboard
Teacher : does "Duniya" has I in It ??
Student : yes
Teacher : IF Duniya mai I Ho to kya Karna Chaiye ?
Student : doono sir !!
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Teacher : Duniya me Aye (I) ho to Love kar lo , Duniya me Aye (I) ho to Love kar lo , Thoda sa jele Thoda thoda mar lo ...
Lolz
(NO Offense - to All Hindu Guys here - Me Hindu too - but cannot resist it )
BAL Ganesh : Dad Please!!! Please Pick me in your ARMS !! Please
Lord Shiv : No Child no ..
BAL Ganesh : Pleaseeeeeeeeee......
Lord Shiv : No Means No
BAL Ganesh : DAD !!! COME on!!
Lord Shiv : Pagala Ho Gyaa Kya be ? ???? Saap kat -le ga Na !!!
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Harsh Pranami
Padawan
Old one...
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?????
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?????
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
TheHumanBot
Padawan
Your mouse has moved. The system must reboot to effect the change!
Flash
Lost in speed
TheSloth
The Slowest One
this one awesome
you are telling crazy about the joke he said or about the fact that girls do have balls.. only much bigger..
suyash_123
Techno Freak
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
TheHumanBot
Padawan
Why do anarchists prefer functional programming languages? Because they're stateless.
