Poor Jokes Thread

Desmond

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You can take a screenshot in android by pressing the power button and the home key simultaneously.
 

Zangetsu

I am the master of my Fate.
A wife sends her naked pics to her soldier husband everyday with message below "I'll be waiting for u..like this my darling..come soon love.."
husband replies: "That's OK..but who is clicking these pics?"
 

quagmire

Allllright !
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." And asks the keeper:
"What's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving school children from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
 

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Chances are that after Krrish and Krrish 3, it will be Krrish 5.. Yeah.. Krrish is an odd superhero

Uday Chopra is like that SC/ST guy in Dhoom series who doesn't deserve a seat in IIT but gets one before anyone else because of reservation.
Abhishek Bachan is like that son of a powerful man in town who doesn't deserve a seat anywhere, but gets one because of his dad.
 
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