Nerevarine
Incarnate
Id rather kill myself than commit suicide 
TheHumanBot
Padawan
Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who its friends are.
Nerevarine
Incarnate
This made me lol
Flash
Lost in speed
Girl: Ok. Let's don't do it in Public.
TheSloth
The Slowest One
I didn't get the joke
Zangetsu
I am the master of my Fate.
lets derive a child class
Use some logic and try again. Won't be fun if I explain it to you.
Logicians applying "AND" & don't want the answer to be False ?
Not exactly.
The barkeep asked if they want a beer each. The first logician wanted a beer, but he did not know whether the other two wanted a beer or not, so he said I don't know. The second understood that the first one wanted a beer and he himself wanted a beer but he did not know if the third one wanted a beer, so he said I don't know. The third one understood that both of them wanted a beer and he himself wanted one so he said yes.
Another joke :
Logicians wife is having a baby. The doctor places the baby in the logicians hands.
Wife : Is it a boy or a girl?
Logician : Yes.
SaiyanGoku
kamehameha!!
TDF main page is trolling us 
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
TheHumanBot
Padawan
int getRandomNumber()
{
return 6; // chosen by fair dice roll
//guaranteed to be random
}
{
return 6; // chosen by fair dice roll
//guaranteed to be random
}
Nanducob
Wise Old Owl
lol.. Spoiler show button was blue yesterday..TDF main page is trolling us
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
lol.. Spoiler show button was blue yesterday..TDF main page is trolling us
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)
*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
TheHumanBot
Padawan
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
Nerevarine
Incarnate
TheHumanBot
Padawan
A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response?
It works, don't touch!
It works, don't touch!
Nipun
Whompy Whomperson
I confirm that we should never mess with legacy systems.