Poor Jokes Thread

amjath

Human Spambot
Chances are that after Krrish and Krrish 3, it will be Krrish 5.. Yeah.. Krrish is an odd superhero

Uday Chopra is like that SC/ST guy in Dhoom series who doesn't deserve a seat in IIT but gets one before anyone else because of reservation.
Abhishek Bachan is like that son of a powerful man in town who doesn't deserve a seat anywhere, but gets one because of his dad.

:chinscratch: what the hell got into you man
 

Zangetsu

I am the master of my Fate.
Chances are that after Krrish and Krrish 3, it will be Krrish 5.. Yeah.. Krrish is an odd superhero

Uday Chopra is like that SC/ST guy in Dhoom series who doesn't deserve a seat in IIT but gets one before anyone else because of reservation.
Abhishek Bachan is like that son of a powerful man in town who doesn't deserve a seat anywhere, but gets one because of his dad.
ladka puggal ho gaya kaa :crazy:
 

$hadow

Geek in making
I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?
 

bssunilreddy

Chosen of the Omnissiah
I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?

Wow such an accent from the Chinese...
 

Flash

Lost in speed
I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?
:lol:
 

Flash

Lost in speed
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room [/FONT]and Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
Professor Says: NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . .
 

$hadow

Geek in making
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room [/FONT]and Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
Professor Says: NOW OPEN YOUR
Books & Study. . . .

That's a good one.
 

TheHumanBot

Padawan
There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The "It is less than a minute ..." Windows.
 

ariftwister

Truth Seeker
There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The "It is less than a minute ..." Windows.

Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!
 

CommanderShawnzer

Steam High Templar
Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!

modified a little bit more
There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time before i get my gaming pc :-(
 

Theodre

In the zone
One man enters into a barbershop thinking it is a hotel :

Man : What's in the menu?

Barber : Cutting and shaving!

Man : 2 plates each :D :D :D :D
 

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!

Arnab Goswami's "The nation wants to know"
Win RAR's trial period.
MDH wale uncle ji's age.
 
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