Poor Jokes Thread

[amjath]

Chances are that after Krrish and Krrish 3, it will be Krrish 5.. Yeah.. Krrish is an odd superhero

Uday Chopra is like that SC/ST guy in Dhoom series who doesn't deserve a seat in IIT but gets one before anyone else because of reservation.
Abhishek Bachan is like that son of a powerful man in town who doesn't deserve a seat anywhere, but gets one because of his dad.

what the hell got into you man

 

[Zangetsu]

Chances are that after Krrish and Krrish 3, it will be Krrish 5.. Yeah.. Krrish is an odd superhero

Uday Chopra is like that SC/ST guy in Dhoom series who doesn't deserve a seat in IIT but gets one before anyone else because of reservation.
Abhishek Bachan is like that son of a powerful man in town who doesn't deserve a seat anywhere, but gets one because of his dad.

ladka puggal ho gaya kaa

 

[$hadow]

I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?

 

[bssunilreddy]

I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?

Wow such an accent from the Chinese...

 

[Nipun]

what the hell got into you man

ladka puggal ho gaya kaa

Kya hua?

 

[Flash]

I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her.
She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl...
Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!?

 

[amjath]

Kya hua?

ur post and title any similar or there is a poor joke hidden inside ur post

 

[Nipun]

ur post and title any similar or there is a poor joke hidden inside ur post

What I posted, were they not jokes? Or was that a true story?

 

[Flash]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room [/FONT]and Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
Professor Says: NOW OPEN YOUR

Spoiler

Books & Study. . . .

 

[quagmire]

^y u no use sub spoilers for more suspense..

 

[$hadow]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif]A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Room [/FONT]and Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .
Professor Says: NOW OPEN YOUR

Spoiler

Books & Study. . . .

That's a good one.

 

[TheHumanBot]

cop pulls me over and asked "do you know why i pulled you over?" me: "because spider was not invited for avengers?"

 

[SaiyanGoku]

cop pulls me over and asked "do you know why i pulled you over?" me: "because spiderman was not invited for avengers?"

Even Wolverine wasn't included

 

[TheHumanBot]

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The "It is less than a minute ..." Windows.

 

[ariftwister]

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The "It is less than a minute ..." Windows.

Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!

 

[CommanderShawnzer]

Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!

modified a little bit more
There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time before i get my gaming pc

 

[Theodre]

One man enters into a barbershop thinking it is a hotel :

Man : What's in the menu?

Barber : Cutting and shaving!

Man : 2 plates each

 

[Nipun]

Little modified version.

There are only three infinite things in the world:

1. - The Universe.

2. - Human stupidity.

3. - The amount of time you say to your mother that you can't pause online game.!

Arnab Goswami's "The nation wants to know"
Win RAR's trial period.
MDH wale uncle ji's age.

 

[Piyush]

MDH wale uncle ji's age.

Besharam nazar mat laga un uncle ki age ko

 

[Desmond]

What does the military and a fart have in common?

Spoiler

Air force.