Poor Jokes Thread

[krishnandu.sarkar]

Same thing happened in my office,Colleague raised a request to replace mouse saying "My mouse has been eaten by a mouse"

 

[Nipun]

Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Shayari Khatam
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Dekho Dus Ka Dum
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Paayal Baje Cham Cham
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Mobile Mein Balance Kam
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Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam
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P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha
Khatam
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Do You Believe In Pichla
Janam
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Mere Dil Mein Hain Bahut
Saare Gham
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Haddi Mazboot Karta Hai
Calcium
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Shakespeare Ka Pehla
Naam Tha William
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Daanth Kharab Karta Hai
Chewing Gum
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Exam Mein Marks Aate Hain
Minimum
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Hum Khelte Hain Maximum
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Explain The Following
Term
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Main Peeta Nahi Whiskey,
Beer Ya Rum
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Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam
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Khushi ke baad aata hai gum
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Coffee me pite cheeni kam
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Dukh me peete hai whisky aur rum
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Pak me chalte hai goli our bum.
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China Dikhata hai apna dum.
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Ye kis P.J me phaans gaye hum
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Diga diga dum dum
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Karte hain PJ ko end ab hum
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Vande Matram.

 

[cacklebolt]

someone whatsapped me this. I wanted to destroy my phone. :screwy:

 

[cacklebolt]

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[cacklebolt]

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[nims11]

Girl: Tere paas spiderman 3 hai?
Boy: Ha
Girl: LAN pe shared hai?
Boy: Nai
Girl: toh daal dega?
Boy: Nai, Chawal dunga...

 

[snap]

I speak Batman. You may think that's awesome but it's not. Have you ever tried to order a cheeseburger sounding like batman? It's f*****g impossible. It usualy goes like this.

- WHEREH IS ITH!

-What?

-THE BURGHER

-what are you talking about sir?

-TEH BURGERSH WERE IS IT

-You mean the burger?

-YEAHH

-Well here you go

-TANKHS

5char

 

[TheHumanBot]

Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3

 

[cacklebolt]

Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3

Burn.

 

[Zangetsu]

Salesman: Sir, Buy this new launched cheap Iphone 5c only @35k
Customer: 35k cheap!!!..do u see a 'C' written over my forehead

 

[Flash]

'C' written over my forehead - ???
What that means?

 

[Desmond]

'C' written over my forehead - ???
What that means?

C***iya

 

[TheHumanBot]

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

 

[Zangetsu]

'C' written over my forehead - ???
What that means?

u didn't get the joke

 

[Flash]

u didn't get the joke

C***iya

I didn't know the C-word mentioned by DD earlier.

 

[Desmond]

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

I heard a similar one, only that there was Internet explorer instead of Java.

 

[Desmond]

Three logicians are in a bar. Barkeep asks whether they would like a beer each. First says, "I don't know." The second says,"I don't know." The third says, "Yes."

 

[TheHumanBot]

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

 

[dashing.sujay]

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

That was a good one

 

[TheHumanBot]

["hip","hip"]
(hip hip array!)