Poor Jokes Thread

Desmond

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A guy and a girl are attending a java class. Suddenly the guy grabs the girl's b**b.

Girl : Hey! These are private.

Guy : But we are in the same class.
 

Desmond

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Logicians applying "AND" & don't want the answer to be False ?

Not exactly.

Three logicians are in a bar. Barkeep asks whether they would like a beer each. First says, "I don't know." The second says,"I don't know." The third says, "Yes."

The barkeep asked if they want a beer each. The first logician wanted a beer, but he did not know whether the other two wanted a beer or not, so he said I don't know. The second understood that the first one wanted a beer and he himself wanted a beer but he did not know if the third one wanted a beer, so he said I don't know. The third one understood that both of them wanted a beer and he himself wanted one so he said yes.

Another joke :

Logicians wife is having a baby. The doctor places the baby in the logicians hands.

Wife : Is it a boy or a girl?

Logician : Yes.
 

SaiyanGoku

kamehameha!!
TDF main page is trolling us :D :lol:
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)

*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
 

Nanducob

Wise Old Owl
TDF main page is trolling us :D :lol:
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)

*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
lol.. Spoiler show button was blue yesterday..

TDF main page is trolling us :D :lol:
see the marked region ( I am using Google Chrome BTW)

*www.thinkdigit.com/forum/attachments/chit-chat/12161d1379091903-poor-jokes-thread-explain.jpg
lol.. Spoiler show button was blue yesterday..
 

TheHumanBot

Padawan
A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says
"Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK" says the guy, puffing casually "I'm a computer programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"We don't care about warnings. We only care about errors."
 

Nerevarine

Incarnate
Not exactly.



The barkeep asked if they want a beer each. The first logician wanted a beer, but he did not know whether the other two wanted a beer or not, so he said I don't know. The second understood that the first one wanted a beer and he himself wanted a beer but he did not know if the third one wanted a beer, so he said I don't know. The third one understood that both of them wanted a beer and he himself wanted one so he said yes.

Another joke :

Logicians wife is having a baby. The doctor places the baby in the logicians hands.

Wife : Is it a boy or a girl?

Logician : Yes.


 

TheHumanBot

Padawan
A son asked his father(a programmer) why the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. His response?
It works, don't touch!
 
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