Poor Jokes Thread

[Flash]

^ How's that even a joke?
Is it have a hidden meaning?

 

[Nanducob]

^ How's that even a joke?
Is it have a hidden meaning?

I guess you didnt get the joke.' yeah,right '- are two positive words when used sarcastically becomes negative.

 

[harshilsharma63]

What would the sequel (if any) of Man of Steel would be?

Spoiler

Man of Carbon Fiber

 

[Niilesh]

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the
other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms
a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian,
a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a
single language, not one, in which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah,
right.”

 

[dan4u]

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the
other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms
a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian,
a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a
single language, not one, in which a double positive can
express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah,
right.”

Lolzz good one

 

[Anorion]

What do you call a cross between lassie and a cantaloupe?
A melon-collie baby

 

[Zangetsu]

Throw Butter out-of-the window & watch "ButterFly"

 

[Nanducob]

Throw pigs out of the window and see 'pigs fly'

 

[axes2t2]

What did baby corn ask mama corn ?

Where is popcorn.......hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Flash]

Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?

**** NO ****

Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!

 

[Nanducob]

A drunk would take your money and say he didnt but
, a dopehead would go around searchin for it with you"

 

[Nipun]

A aur B ki shaadi thi, usme CBI.

--

Me : Hey how are you ?

She : I am not Well baby...

Me : So what ? r u River , Ocean ?

*Blocked For Life*
--
She: Hey,Whats up?
Me: Onion prices.

She: You know what I mean, like What's crackin'?
Me: Nutshells.

She: Really? Fine. What's poppin?
Me: Corn.

*Blocked*
--

Boy: aaj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
--

Girl : see ya!
Boy: var Ram chandra ki jay..!
Blocked*
--

Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*
--

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Rahul Gandhi's forehead.
*Blocked*
--

Girl puts up her status :" waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked* .
--

Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*
--

She : Main tumse naaraz hu. Tum mujhe manaate hi nahi
He : Tum Diwali ho?

*Blocked*

--
Today two computers files got embarrassed when I unzipped them.

 

[snap]

lol where did you get this

 

[harshilsharma63]

--
Today two computers files got embarrassed when I unzipped them.

 

[ashs1]

lol !!! gr8 thread !!!!

one from me :

Question: Two hairs on a bald man’s head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?

.

Ans: Because under Indian laws, “baal vivaah” is illegal.

 

[Flash]

Man1: I haven't slept for days.
Man2: What? Aren't you tired?
Man1: No. I sleep at night!! :trollol:

 

[vijju6091]

Man1: I haven't slept for days.
Man2: What? Aren't you tired?
Man1: No. I sleep at night!! :trollol:

 

[cacklebolt]

Or Man of Stainless Steel

 

[cacklebolt]

What would the sequel (if any) of Man of Steel would be?

Spoiler

Man of Carbon Fiber

Or Man Of Stainless Steel ?

 

[manojkrishnaks]

Call to IT Department

Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse you retard
Caller: Mmmmm…….. oh really?... I will send a picture.

Spoiler

*image.digital-kingdom.dk/images/nHH13068.jpg

Same thing happened in my office,Colleague raised a request to replace mouse saying "My mouse has been eaten by a mouse"