Poor Jokes Thread

[Flash]

A Web developer went to the bar and booze till he can't walk.

Bartender asked "Sir, whether you want any of us to accompany yourself till home?"
Developer said "No problem. I can walk by myself" and left his home key in the bar.

Next day, he came again to the shop. Bartender asked "Sir, you forgot your key yesterday. How did you managed?"
Developer said "Don't worry. I have a primary key, and as a backup a foreign key".

 

[Faun]

^^haha...

 

[Nipun]

I know this isn't a video thread but you have to WATCH THIS

"Voice calling keval wifi ke zariye hoti thi"

 

[Desmond]

A Web developer went to the bar and booze till he can't walk.

Bartender asked "Sir, whether you want any of us to accompany yourself till home?"
Developer said "No problem. I can walk by myself" and left his home key in the bar.

Next day, he came again to the shop. Bartender asked "Sir, you forgot your key yesterday. How did you managed?"
Developer said "Don't worry. I have a primary key, and as a backup a foreign key".

???

I think that should be Database Administrator.

 

[axes2t2]

You learn everything now a days.

jack of all,master of none.

 

[Nipun]

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 girl Boli: Stand up

Santa: Tum Kaun Ho....??

Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hu

Santa: Ha ha ha Tere Din Gaye Pagli .!

Ab laptop aur LCD ka zamana hai.

 

[Desmond]

You learn everything now a days.

jack of all,master of none.

Nope...web developers do not play around with Primary keys and Foreign keys. The one who designs the schema implements them.

Another one :

Is life worth living?

Spoiler

Depends upon the liver

 

[Nipun]

Man: 1 Vodka plz.

Bar Man: Rs. 5 sir!

Man: What! only Rs. 5?

Can i also hav 1 plate kebab plz?

Bar man: Rs.7 sir.

Man: Wow dat's really cheap!!
can i meet d owner?

Bar man: No sir, He's busy wid my GF.

Man:What 's he doing with ur
GF??

Bar man: D same thing dat i'm
doing wid his business here

 

[Shah]

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 girl Boli: Stand up

Santa: Tum Kaun Ho....??

Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hu

Santa: Ha ha ha Tere Din Gaye Pagli .!

Ab laptop aur LCD ka zamana hai.

I remember reading this one in One India's Jokes Section....

 

[Nipun]

Spoiler

TEACHER : "Aisi kaun si cheej
hai, jise tum roj dekh sakte ho
par chhu nahin Sakte..?"
Student : "Rahne do Madam
Aap naraj ho jayengi..."

A small girl looked at her brother's gf and asked
innocently...
...
..
...
..
...
..
...
Everyday you come to meet my brother...!
Don't you have your own brother???

 

[Nipun]

Strict Warning -

Don't use kingfisher bottle to fire rocket. It may not fly

 

[Flash]

In a computer class:

Student: Mam, you're drawing the flowchart wrong. "Alternate process" should be depicted as Rounded-rectangles.
Teacher: I know that. Now, Rounded-rectangles are belonged to Apple.

 

[Nipun]

An apple a day is almost Rs.1000 a month.
Seeing a doctor is much cheaper.

 

[Nipun]

What were Sunita Williams' first words when she landed back on earth? "Tata Sky"

 

[Julieanderson]

Why do people always troll on blondes ?
Because blondes always prefer to stay like blondes !!!

 

[Nipun]

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..!
Ek aadmi uthata hai..!

Admi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo..!

Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan..!

Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol..?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu..!

Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi..! Kahaan rehta hai..?
Baccha: Prithvi pe..!

Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya..?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye..!

Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad..!!
Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu..!!! D

 

[Nipun]

A boy was watching cartoons at POGO. .
.
.

His younger brother came and asked:Bhaiya yun hi
POGO dkh rahe ho ya koi joke samaj ni aya?

 

[theserpent]

^^ LOlllll

 

[Desmond]

A boy was watching cartoons at POGO. .
.
.

His younger brother came and asked:Bhaiya yun hi
POGO dkh rahe ho ya koi joke samaj ni aya?

What?

 

[Nipun]

What?

You need to watch pogo too. (No offense)