dheeraj_kumar
Legen-wait for it-dary!
Diwali day is about to end, and sms rates back to normal soon, and my question is something that should have been asked before diwali, but anyways...
Do you burst crackers or not? and what do you feel about it?
Here's my take on it -
Dheeraj Kumar officially defines diwali as a pointless festival in which people burn overpriced fireworks, most of which produce more sound than fire, causing abnormal levels of headache-generating noise and filling the air with so much sulphur and toxic gases, that lung cancer would be as common as a cup of coffee, all to celebrate the fall of some mythical demon, who was born to the god and the gaia thousands of years ago, at the hands of the reincarnation of his own mother, in an elaborate plot masterminded by the reincarnation of his father, which technically means his own parents killed him.
Okay, the first half of the definition was kinda on topic ( ) so what do you guys feel?
Bring on the flames!
Oh yeah, second half of definition based on *en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narakasura
Do you burst crackers or not? and what do you feel about it?
Here's my take on it -
Dheeraj Kumar officially defines diwali as a pointless festival in which people burn overpriced fireworks, most of which produce more sound than fire, causing abnormal levels of headache-generating noise and filling the air with so much sulphur and toxic gases, that lung cancer would be as common as a cup of coffee, all to celebrate the fall of some mythical demon, who was born to the god and the gaia thousands of years ago, at the hands of the reincarnation of his own mother, in an elaborate plot masterminded by the reincarnation of his father, which technically means his own parents killed him.
Okay, the first half of the definition was kinda on topic ( ) so what do you guys feel?
Bring on the flames!
Oh yeah, second half of definition based on *en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narakasura