Hi i got job offer in MICROSOFT with reference. got d offer letter. pay z9.4 lakh per annum. Im vry happy2 say this bt b4 joinin d company my mom woke me up...
Once Constant and e(power)X were walking on the Road. Suddenly Constant Screamed and said I have to run away because Differentiation is coming, he will eliminate me. e^X stands firm and says to Differentiation " U cant do anything to me, I am e^x and will always be e^X... Then Differentiation starts laughing and said "I am not d/dx, I am d/dy.......
And another.....
A Man in USA, Sees a dog about to bite a lady. He kicks the Dog to Death! Then News Report as "Citizen Saves lady from Dog". Man said I am not US Citizen. So report Changed "Foreign Hero Saves lady from Dog" Man said he is actually from Iraq, Then Next day's Headline "Terrorist Attacks Local dog" - SMS from my frnd!
And now a days i am using those things as my status msg in Gtalk! and getting many funny replies regarding that....
And Another
Wen NASA 1st planned 2 space they found pens wuld not work in 0 gravity.So they spent a year n $12 bn to develop a pen that writes in 0 gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface nd at any temp.
Thanks.... Sad part of my side is I dont have Mobile yet!!
Here comes......
THE YOUTH NOW A DAYS R GETTING WORSE!
I WAS IN TEMPLE, WHEN A GUY NEXT TO ME LIT
A CIGEARETTE FROM THE ARTHI, I WAS SHOCKED
& ALMOST DROPPED MY BEAR BOTTLE!
And here .......
2 More Nokia Mobile Explodes in last 24hrs! U r my Best frnd! How can i c u hurt! Ur safety is my concern! ....
So give me ur Nokia xxxx to me be SAFE!
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