Your SMS here

[azzu]

yup uber koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[casanova]

ABCDEFGHJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ

What does this message mean.
Hint: Something I want to say you

Ans: I Miss You. These are the letters missing in every line

 

[Ganeshkumar]

Here similar to it....

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

In this 1 is Missing.....

u Foool Y r u reading once more
How come "1" will come in alphabets??

 

[Gigacore]

^ cool msg. keep it up

 

[Ganeshkumar]

NAME ONE METAL WHICH IS SHABBY BUT WORTH MILLION??


I got this any have idea wat that is??
need not be a metal... But something that worthy but doesn't loook so!

 

[Gigacore]

Sun rested in the west.. Birds returned to the nest..roads are turning quiet..Moon is glittering bright.. I wish U a sweet silent n wonderful Nite.

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Wht is success ?


Success is.....


When your Signature becomes an Autograph ...

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Smaller things hurt more in life than bigger one, "You can sit on the top of the mountain, but you can't sit on the tip of the needle". That's life.

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The sweetest words ever said by someone in true love:

"I am jealous of the people u ever hugged bcoz for a moment they held my world"

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What is Short but gets longer when u hold it?

It passes between Br*asts, and enters into a h*le?
What is it?

A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK.!

 

[swapcool]

Nice ones

 

[gxsaurav]

The sweetest words ever said by someone in true love:

"I am jealous of the people u ever hugged bcoz for a moment they held my world"

Wah wah...irshad irshad....

 

[Ganeshkumar]

For Tamil frnds.... an Excellent one!

Todays Tips: Unga Veetula YERUMBU Niraya irukka? Iruntha Close panna super plan.... Sugaroda chilli Powder mix panni vechidunga,yerumbu atha sugarnu nenachi sappidum, appo athoda nakku kaarathala eriyum, appo yerumbu thanni kudikka water tank-ku varum! Appa neenga pinnadi irunthu thannila thalli vittudunga.. yerumbu sethudum.... No no Dont neeed fees for thiss

 

[NucleusKore]

By the time you realise what your parents told you was right.........
you'll have a kid telling you that you're wrong

 

[azzu]

Nice one Nucleas
Btw: giga last one Awesome
Worth Diggging this Thread

 

[Gigacore]

@ azzu.. this thread got bumped.. be happy for that *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

 

[azzu]

^^ did u read my last line ?? *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/7.gif]

 

[Gigacore]

@ azzu.. yup.. thats why i said.. its good that this thread is atleast bumped *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/10.gif

 

[NucleusKore]

Yes, good thing, I did not know it existed. Here's another:

Man receives telegram: MOTHER IN LAW DEAD STOP CREMATE OR BURY STOP

Man replies by telegram: DON'T TAKE CHANCES STOP CREMATE AND THEN BURY THE ASHES STOP

 

[Ganeshkumar]

For Tamil frnds.... an Excellent one!

Todays Tips: Unga Veetula YERUMBU Niraya irukka? Iruntha Close panna super plan.... Sugaroda chilli Powder mix panni vechidunga,yerumbu atha sugarnu nenachi sappidum, appo athoda nakku kaarathala eriyum, appo yerumbu thanni kudikka water tank-ku varum! Appa neenga pinnadi irunthu thannila thalli vittudunga.. yerumbu sethudum.... No no Dont neeed fees for thiss

English Translation of this 1....

Today's Tips:
U have ant in ur house?? If Yes! Here is a super plan to close it...
Just Mix Chilli powder with sugar and keep it, Ant will come and thinking it is sugar will start eating! Now Due to chilli powder it's tounge will start burning.. so it will come to water tank for drinking water... This is the best chance... JUST PUSH THE ANT INTO THE WATER TANK.... Ant will die

Here is 1 moe...


If u have Time
Send me an sms..

If u have love
Send me an pic msg

If u have money
Call me n Talk

If u have all these
send ur phone through courier

Another...

All rowdy's in and around chennai
r going to restart their terrorrism
now, bcoz...









I am going to sleep
Good nite

 

[krazzy]

Read this one today.
What would you call a rope which is used to tie two Pipal trees together???



Nokia: Connecting Pipal!
Yeah i know its really crap.

 

[xbonez]

^^yeah, it is

kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho? kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho? kya seena cheer ke dikha sakte ho? nahin na! beta, sirf shakal bandar jaise hone se kuch nahin hota...

 

[casanova]

^^Good 1

Just saw this joke on SMS2 from airtel

Ram: I would never marry and give the same advice to my children.

 

[gxsaurav]

Hey guys, I went to Wave Cinemas today here in Lucknow with my friend to watch Welcome...there they had a few christmas trees on display...over all 6 of them...& at the same time I had a one liner in my mind which I said to my G-F there

"I told the Wave people to make christmas trees in magnitude to your cuteness, but they are just displaying 6...do u know why?"

She said "Why"..

I said "Cos they told me they have run out of space to display the trees in the 60 other trucks parked outside"..


How's that *gigasmilies.googlepages.com/9.gif

The SMS that I made is

I told the Wave Staff to make christmas trees in magnitue to your cuteness, but they only displayed 6 trees in Wave today evening.....u know why?


they ran out of space to display the christmas trees in the other 60 trucks....