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navjotjsingh
Wise Old Owl
Uski yad me rote rote puri bucket bhar gai,
Uski yad me rote rote puri bucket bhr gai,
Sali itni bewafa nikli ki wahi bucket leke ‘Toilet’ chali gai.
Malik:Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhe pta nhi tha k main nha rha hoon?
Nakur:glti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba nha rahi hain
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs 4 10 min, 4ward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d by i dont like that kind of msg
What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka tme hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhjte hain. Hurrr
Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha “Agar khuda ne chaha 2 manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar 2 maa kasam khda se mila dunga”
Uski yad me rote rote puri bucket bhr gai,
Sali itni bewafa nikli ki wahi bucket leke ‘Toilet’ chali gai.
Malik:Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhe pta nhi tha k main nha rha hoon?
Nakur:glti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba nha rahi hain
Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms she laughs 4 10 min, 4ward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d by i dont like that kind of msg
What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka tme hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhjte hain. Hurrr
Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha “Agar khuda ne chaha 2 manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar 2 maa kasam khda se mila dunga”
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Nice to see this thread back!
A bachelor explained why he never wanted a wife to share his life:
"some of these Shareholders wind up as Directors".
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Woman has 7 ages:
Baby
Child,
Girl,
Young woman,
Young woman,
Young woman &
Young woman.
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When a woman falls It is because:
Like a fruit....
she was not picked in time.
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Wife to husband:
What kind of pictures have you been taking
That you have to develop them in the dark?
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Life is like a mirror:
Smile at it & it is charming
Frown at it & it becomes sinister.
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Most politicians have 4 speeches:
What they have written down,
What they actually say,
What they wish they had said &
What they are quoted as saying the next day.
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Man has his will.......
But woman has her way.
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A bachelor explained why he never wanted a wife to share his life:
"some of these Shareholders wind up as Directors".
**********************************************************************************
Woman has 7 ages:
Baby
Child,
Girl,
Young woman,
Young woman,
Young woman &
Young woman.
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When a woman falls It is because:
Like a fruit....
she was not picked in time.
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Wife to husband:
What kind of pictures have you been taking
That you have to develop them in the dark?
**************************************************************
Life is like a mirror:
Smile at it & it is charming
Frown at it & it becomes sinister.
**************************************************************
Most politicians have 4 speeches:
What they have written down,
What they actually say,
What they wish they had said &
What they are quoted as saying the next day.
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Man has his will.......
But woman has her way.
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thewisecrab
AFK
Now this is a useful bump. Thanks 
navjotjsingh
Wise Old Owl
Pyar ka izhar hum unse kya kare
chot khaye he hum vaar kya kare
sans bandh ho gayi or aankhe khuli rahi
is se jyada hum unka intezar kya kare..
D 1 who holds ur hands evrytym u need support is surely ur gud frnd.
Bt bst frnd's d 1 who holds ur hand evn mre tigt whn u $ay-
plz leave me alone.
Apko dekhne ki hasrat si ho gai he,isKadar milne ki chahat si ho gai he,chahe apka sms aye ya na aye,Mobile utha Kar Dekhne Ki Aadat si Ho Gai he?
Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h, Balance h,Phone h, Network h, Itna rutba h, Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu 2 msg ki line lag sakti h, Bas 1 aap ke msg ki ka
Aisa Nahi Ki Apki Yaad Aati Nahi,
Khata Sirf Itni Ki Hum Batate Nahi,
Dosti Apki AnmoL Hai Hmare Liye,
Samjte Ho Aap Isliye Hum Jatate Nahi
chot khaye he hum vaar kya kare
sans bandh ho gayi or aankhe khuli rahi
is se jyada hum unka intezar kya kare..
D 1 who holds ur hands evrytym u need support is surely ur gud frnd.
Bt bst frnd's d 1 who holds ur hand evn mre tigt whn u $ay-
plz leave me alone.
Apko dekhne ki hasrat si ho gai he,isKadar milne ki chahat si ho gai he,chahe apka sms aye ya na aye,Mobile utha Kar Dekhne Ki Aadat si Ho Gai he?
Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h, Balance h,Phone h, Network h, Itna rutba h, Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu 2 msg ki line lag sakti h, Bas 1 aap ke msg ki ka
Aisa Nahi Ki Apki Yaad Aati Nahi,
Khata Sirf Itni Ki Hum Batate Nahi,
Dosti Apki AnmoL Hai Hmare Liye,
Samjte Ho Aap Isliye Hum Jatate Nahi
OP
Gigacore
Dreamweaver
Some funky college SMS's
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Our education system does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our exams in collaboration with others they call it copying! Foolish people!
- Student Power
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To be a "Good Professional", always start to study late for "Exams"
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tacke "Emergencies"!!
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Do you know 72% of college students are suffering from AIDS?
Can't believe it? But it's true!
AIDS - Attendence and Internal marks Deficiency Syndrome
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Our education system does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our exams in collaboration with others they call it copying! Foolish people!
- Student Power
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To be a "Good Professional", always start to study late for "Exams"
Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tacke "Emergencies"!!
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Do you know 72% of college students are suffering from AIDS?
Can't believe it? But it's true!
AIDS - Attendence and Internal marks Deficiency Syndrome
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Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Nice thread.. Will post soon here..
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Doctor: What happened to ur knees???
Lady: Too much Doggy style s^x...
Doctor: you Dont know any other Style??
Lady: I do....but the Dog doesn't ......
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Don't keep me in your
' EYES '
I may fall as
' Tears '
Don't
keep me in your
' HEART '
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
' MIND '
Because
EMPTY hai na .......
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Wat's th best punishmeNt u caN giv 2 a girl?
Giv New cloths, jewels, cosmetics, etc., N lock her in a room WITHOUT A
MIRROR!!
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Lady: Too much Doggy style s^x...
Doctor: you Dont know any other Style??
Lady: I do....but the Dog doesn't ......
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Don't keep me in your
' EYES '
I may fall as
' Tears '
Don't
keep me in your
' HEART '
U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!
Keep me in your
' MIND '
Because
EMPTY hai na ...
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Wat's th best punishmeNt u caN giv 2 a girl?
Giv New cloths, jewels, cosmetics, etc., N lock her in a room WITHOUT A
MIRROR!!
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Konjam Tamil SMS:
Soap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???
Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…
Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!
“G.K”– Maa… ;o) ;o) ;o)
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In usage of mobile phones, India is in 2nd place.
How it is possible?
pinna, nee ellam cell use pannaa…
Enna Koduma Sir ithu!…
Soap Dappaala
Yedhukku
Chinna Chinna
Holes
Irukkunu
Theriyumaa.???
Theriyalana
Therinjukkonga…
Periya Hole
Irundhaa, Soap
Keezha Vizhundhudum!!!
“G.K”– Maa… ;o) ;o) ;o)
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In usage of mobile phones, India is in 2nd place.
How it is possible?
pinna, nee ellam cell use pannaa…
Enna Koduma Sir ithu!…
Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Why does a Sardar study in front of mirror?
1-It saves revision time
2-He likes combined studies
3-Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..
Wat is the difffrence between
poison & alcohol..?
If u drink alcohol, u will
dance around people,
If u drink poison,
people will dance around you..!!
1-It saves revision time
2-He likes combined studies
3-Lastly he wants someone to keep an eye on him..
Wat is the difffrence between
poison & alcohol..?
If u drink alcohol, u will
dance around people,
If u drink poison,
people will dance around you..!!
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
An Olympic Shooter
Wins Gold (in Only a Sport)
and Govt. give him
Rs.3 CRORES + Awards.
Another Shooter
DIES. Fighting
with Terrorists.
(Saving Our
Country &
Our LIVES)
and Govt. Pays His
Family JUST Rs.5 Lacs.
Truly a Great INDIA?!?!?!
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Sir: When i was studying 1st standard sir asked me “I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children’s”
Boy answered: “KILL ONE CHILD”..
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NIIT-
Not Interested in IT
CTS-
Careless Talking & Sleeping
WIPRO-
Weak Input,Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL-
Hidden Costs & Lossess
TCS- Totally confused and **(selfish)
INFOSYS-
Inferior Offline Systems.
IBM-
Implicitly Boring Machines
BPO-
Bones Pulled Out
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Wins Gold (in Only a Sport)
and Govt. give him
Rs.3 CRORES + Awards.
Another Shooter
DIES. Fighting
with Terrorists.
(Saving Our
Country &
Our LIVES)
and Govt. Pays His
Family JUST Rs.5 Lacs.
Truly a Great INDIA?!?!?!
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Sir: When i was studying 1st standard sir asked me “I have 4 apples, how can i divide it among 5 children’s”
Boy answered: “KILL ONE CHILD”..
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NIIT-
Not Interested in IT
CTS-
Careless Talking & Sleeping
WIPRO-
Weak Input,Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL-
Hidden Costs & Lossess
TCS- Totally confused and **(selfish)
INFOSYS-
Inferior Offline Systems.
IBM-
Implicitly Boring Machines
BPO-
Bones Pulled Out
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Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Wats Globalisation? Diana's death. An englsh princess wit a egyptian boyfrnd in a german car driven by dutch driver crashes in a french tunnel while being chased by italian paparazi on japanese bikes,treated by portugese doctor wit brazilian medicine.This sms was written by a indian on a chinese phone smuggled by a pakistani via nepal. Again this is read by an indian who looks like african tribal wth Mongolian smile.This iz globalisation...
Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Try dis its really different....
DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL..try it without looking at d answer!
Pick 1 fav no from 1 - 9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again..u'l get a 2 digit no. Add its 2 digits n find ur IDOL below..
1. Einstein
2. Kamal hassan
3. Dr. APJ
4. Tom Cruise
5. Bill gates
6. Gandhiji
7. Bin ladan
8. Hitler
9. Sumeet_naik
10.Aamir Khan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out.
DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL..try it without looking at d answer!
Pick 1 fav no from 1 - 9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again..u'l get a 2 digit no. Add its 2 digits n find ur IDOL below..
1. Einstein
2. Kamal hassan
3. Dr. APJ
4. Tom Cruise
5. Bill gates
6. Gandhiji
7. Bin ladan
8. Hitler
9. Sumeet_naik
10.Aamir Khan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out.
Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Send me ur msgs only at these timings..
Morning
6am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6am
Besides these timings i'l b studying !!Plz cooperate..!!
Morning
6am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6am
Besides these timings i'l b studying !!Plz cooperate..!!
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
The Glory is not in
Never falling,
But, in Rising EveryTime
You Fall…
.
.
.
.
And Demanding,
“ONE MORE PEG PLEASE”
………………
(It is a Saturday Evening)!!!
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Postman: Is this letter for You??? The Name is SMUDGED.
Man : No…It Can’t be for Me… My Name is Smith…
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….”
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M.B.B.S Final Year
Question Paper
Fill in the blanks
If a Girl Faints,
We must first check
Her P U _ S _
.
.
.
Only Girls Student’s
Passed…
They Wrote P U L S E
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Never falling,
But, in Rising EveryTime
You Fall…
.
.
.
.
And Demanding,
“ONE MORE PEG PLEASE”
………………
(It is a Saturday Evening)!!!
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Postman: Is this letter for You??? The Name is SMUDGED.
Man : No…It Can’t be for Me… My Name is Smith…
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office….”
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M.B.B.S Final Year
Question Paper
Fill in the blanks
If a Girl Faints,
We must first check
Her P U _ S _
.
.
.
Only Girls Student’s
Passed…
They Wrote P U L S E
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Sumeet_naik
It doesn't matter!
Wat'z d similarity b/w a student studyn management nd Aamir khan in ghajini?? Simple,both can remember anythn nd everythn for 15 min only!
RAB NE BANA DI JODI SONG- Haule haule se sem aati hai,haule haule se time badti hai,haule haule se exam aati hai naa.Haule haule se paper khulta hai,haule haule se tension badta hai,haule haule se galti karte hain naa.Tu sabar to kar mere yaar,zara saans to le mere yaar,chal phikr nu goli maar yaar hai nxt sem bhi hai yaaar.Haule haule ho jayega pass chaliya,haule haule ho jayega pass.
RAB NE BANA DI JODI SONG- Haule haule se sem aati hai,haule haule se time badti hai,haule haule se exam aati hai naa.Haule haule se paper khulta hai,haule haule se tension badta hai,haule haule se galti karte hain naa.Tu sabar to kar mere yaar,zara saans to le mere yaar,chal phikr nu goli maar yaar hai nxt sem bhi hai yaaar.Haule haule ho jayega pass chaliya,haule haule ho jayega pass.
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