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[dhan_shh]

All desirable things in life are

either ILLEGAL

BANNED

EXPENSIVE

OR

IN LUV WID SM1 ELSE....
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The plus sign is made

with two minus signs!

Means All negative things

can be shaped as positive

by our hard work & positive attitude.
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There is Only One Difference

Between DREAM & AIM.

Dreams Require Sound SLEEP to see,

whereas AIM Requires SLEEPLESS Efforts to Fulfill.
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Fact of life:

whom u don't want today,

u will need them tomorrow.

Whom u reject today,

will never again accept u tomorrow.

So be careful...
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Once Sardarji went to Hotel, he had dinner nd came back!

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dis time no jokes, SORRY!
Respect dem atleast once in a day.
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[oval_man]

Lord Shiva couldn't operate the computer, why?
Because Lord Ganesha ran away with the mouse
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Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..
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Whats does a Tamil Christan bachelor do to get a paying guest accomodation in a Hindu Bramin's house?

Change his name from Xavier to X.A.V.Iyer
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ellArumE easy-A pAdakkUdiya rAgam edhu?

mouna rAgam
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Oru municipal contractor road podumpothu naduvil vazhai marama nattu vaikirar enn?

enna athu than "THAR" poodume..
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chedi (plants) ellam enn pachaiya (green) irukku?
pacha thanni uuthurathunale
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"Neil Amstrong" namme ellarodaum strongam yenn?

namme ellarum onnuk renduk than poiirrukom but avar "MOON"ke poirrukar.

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Arum Arum serndha enna varum?

66,12,36 are wrong answers.
Arum Arum serndha 'Vellam' varum.
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oru "THIRU"dan thanoda belongings ellathayum aathu pakkathile vaikiran. ennn?

enna aathikku rendu pakkathilyum "BANK" irruke..
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mahatma gandhi "hawai" chappel podamataram enn?

enn athila "WAR"ikkuke
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Oru "KADI JOKE" sollatuma?


"KADI JOKE"

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Roumba neelamana musical instrument ethu?

pul"LONG"kulal
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[dhan_shh]

A guy in an airplane stood up n shouted:
"Hi-Jack!".
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All the passengers got scared..!
From the other end of the plane,
a guy shouted back:
"Hi-John!".
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IN press conference a reporter asks inzamam
"wht r u feeling after woolmer"s death ?


inzi replies "first of all thnx to ALLAH & credit goes to BOYZ
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn"t the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer
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Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday! Have a Great day!
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Dream more, think high, analyze twice, choose the best, plan perfect, be confident, work hard, execute well then success is URS. All the best.
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Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE....... Never leave SOMEONE
for Something.... Coz in life, SOMETHING will leave u,
but SOMEONE will never leave U.
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Nobody's right till somebody's wrong; Nobody's weak till
somebody's strong; Nobody's lucky till luv comes along;
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.
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[BBThumbHealer]

really nice msgs...keep em' cumin

 

[devil_me]

hey friends.. i have a site with lots of sms and jokes.. .around 10000+
*funsms.livedeviant.com. Take a look yourself.

 

[Gigacore]

@ devil_me.... Please post the sms itself from that site which u feel is good. posting the link is not a great idea!

 

[dhan_shh]

HÖt Teä!
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Cl"'""'l Speciälly
l____! 4 Ü
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1 tsp öf HäppiñeS
2 tsp öf SMilE
3 tsp öf CÄRE
HÖpe it wil Mäke
Ü Häppy & Reläx Ür MiNd
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Discoveries & inventions of Man & WOMAN

The man discovered COLORS
and invented PAINT;
the woman discovered PAINT
and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD
and invented CONVERSATION;
the woman discovered CONVERSATION
and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered TRADING
and invented MONEY;
the woman discovered MONEY
and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered
and invented a lot of things.
But the women are still BUSY in
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Shopping
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My 9 commandments:
1.Live 2 relax.
2.Love ur bed,its ur temple.
3.Relax in da day,so dat u can sleep at nite.
4.Work is holy,so dnt touch it.
5.Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do da day aftr.
6.Work litle as pssible.Let others do wht needs 2 b done.
7.Dnt worry,nobody died doin nothin,but u cud get hurt at work.
8.If u feel like doin work,sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away.
9.Dnt 4gt dat workin is healthy! So leave it 4 d sick ppl.
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"Failure is Not
When ur girlfriend Leaves u,
it's Only When
You Don't Try Her sister".
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[devil_me]

@ devil_me.... Please post the sms itself from that site which u feel is good. posting the link is not a great idea!

so here are some of mine mate..
STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you
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FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

 

[Gigacore]

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
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Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
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How can i spell s_ccess widout U? or C_TE? i can't even have F_N or any good L_CK widout it looks like i just can't S_RVIVE wid out
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love is about
Love is just about trust and sincerity,
No matter how pretty or ugly you are,
The beauty within is the most precious
and must be sincere and loyal to be discovered-
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Nothing Is To Want
Nothing Is To Say
GOD BLESS YOU !
It's My Only Pray...

 

[dhan_shh]

So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!
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A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
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Boy: I am missing your lips my dear…
Girl: WHAT? U mean u want a wet kiss?

Boy: No, i mean i’m missing the words that flow thru it all the time…
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Do U realize d imp of 1 minute?

Wel it all dpnds on which side of d toilet door u r standing!!
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[Gigacore]

that was a cool msg @ dhan Shh

 

[dhan_shh]

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photographrs cage it!

Doctor advice it!

Death freezs it!!

Artists Create it!!!
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Thats SMILE....

be Happy
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Priest was stroking Nun's thigh.

Nun:Father, read Bible Verse 89.

Priest apologies & goes home to read bible Verse 89. It read:
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" GO HIGHER TO FIND GLORY."
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What is globalization: Princes Diana's death: An English princess wit an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car wit a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycle, treated by an American doctor, using brazilian medicine. This msg was created by an Indian on a chinese phone smuggled by Pakistani.....This is globalization my Friend.
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heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuu****iinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.
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A Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlette but notices that the egg is empty. He says...Saale! Now a days, even the hens have started using condoms!!
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[oval_man]

Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vithyaasam?
A: Sumara, aaru maasam.

Ramarajan Hollywood padam panna enna role pannuvaar?
Vera enna.. 'Cowboy' roledhan.

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Odambula ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard
podamudiyadhu..

Ennathan neruppu kozhiyaa irundhalum avicha muttai
podathu !!

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu

Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu..
Manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu..

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Enna thaan kannu nalla therinjaalum...
Un kanna nee kannadila thaan paarka mudiyum..

Enna thaan nee kaiyaala samachaalum...
Vaayala thaan saapda mudiyum...

Idli podiyai thottu kondu idli saappidalaam,
Aaana mookku podiyai thottu kondu mookkai saappida mudiyathu.

Tirupathiyila thalayila mottai adichchu Laddu kuduppaanga...
Aanaa, maththa idangalla mottai adichchu Alwa kuduppaanga.


Nallennai nalla irundha, ITS GOOD...
Aanaa, Mannennai manna irundha, ITS BAD.

 

[hullap]

there was a blind boy who hated everyone except his girlfriend.He used to say that "when I would see I will marry you".One day some1 donated him eyes.happily he went to see his girlfriend he saw that she was blind too.he said that he could marry a blind girl.then the girl said ",OK,Then TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!!"

 

[Quiz_Master]

Tere Pyar me main. Ghayal hua cchaliye...
Tere Pyar me main. Ghayal hua cchaliye...
Iodex Maliya aur Kaam pe Chaliye...

 

[a_k_s_h_a_y]

@ oval_man......priest one is really cool

Height of Language misuse
Student seeing monkey out of d window and d professor scolds him Y ru seeing the monkey outside when i am in class !!

 

[deepak.krishnan]

Height of Language misuse
Student seeing monkey out of d window and d professor scolds him Y ru seeing the monkey outside when i am in class !!

nice one yaar

 

[casanova]

Munnabhai: Arre circuit, government drinking or driving saath mein allow kyun nahin karti.

Circuit: Common sense hain bhai, break maara to glass gir sakta hain

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Frog: Sardar ko dimaag nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hain
Frog: nahi hota (and jumps into a well)
Sardar: Arre main toh mazaak kar raha tha. Isme suicide karne ki kya zaroorat thi.

 

[Gigacore]

^ nice msgs

 

[dhan_shh]

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Ok
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A white horse fell in the mud
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Sardar1 : What are you doing?
Sardar2: Washing myself, of course
S1: Without soap and water?
S2: Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.
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Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?

A: In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream “Wouuuu-Wouuuuu” and the other - “Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..”

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Delivery for you ................


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!(@)“(@)““““**!(@)(@)*** !(@)““

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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON. Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." Sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES.. MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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Santa meets Banta Santa: "so have you moved to a new house" Banta: "No." Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't u?" Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!".
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While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL. Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Beppo Singh: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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"I'm going on vacation . Could you suggest a thrilling crime story ?" Santa asks to Banta. "Here this one is so suspenseful you won't be able to put it down" replies Banta. "only on the last page do you find out that the gardener did it".
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Banta Singh dialed to talk to his dear pal Santa Singh "Is that 6545224?." asked Banta Singh. "No this is 6545225." came the reply. After thinking for few sec. Banta Singh replied "No matter, please call Mr. Santa Singh from next door
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One Sardar go to Kaun Banega Crorepati. Amitabh said first introductory question. - 'what is your father name?' Sardar misunderstanding and said 'Amitabhji please give me a four option'.
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NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
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