Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
^^^ the first and last one is really cool! 
and the topic is also cool, keep it up guys
and the topic is also cool, keep it up guys
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dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher : U know importance of periods?
Kid : Ya, once my sister missed one, my mom fainted, dad got an attack, our neighbor committed sucide.
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
sam_1710
Youngling
A tech oriented sms...
A s/w engineer was smoking
The gal next to him asked him.. Cant u see the warning??-Smoking is injurious to health!!
He replied .. "We bother only about errors, Not about warnings!!"
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A deadly PJ ..
How do you extract Iron from Hema Malini??
first get her drunk, then she'll become "Hema-tite" (Haematite - Ore of iron) . now u can extract iron from her!!!
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Next generation child will have this rhyme in school!!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drank a beer with chicken fry!!
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Warning..When someone tells u "I love u from the bottom of da heart", Be careful, it means there is enough place at the top for someone els!!
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A typical Engg stud..
1st Semester : "Guys jus 2 weeks for internals, Start studying!!"
3rd Semester : "Macha still a week left for internals, Lets start tomo!!"
5th Semester : Man internals tomo, Shall we start??"
7th Semester : "Dude... 3 holidays on account of internals, Where shall we party ??"
A s/w engineer was smoking
The gal next to him asked him.. Cant u see the warning??-Smoking is injurious to health!!
He replied .. "We bother only about errors, Not about warnings!!"
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A deadly PJ ..
How do you extract Iron from Hema Malini??
first get her drunk, then she'll become "Hema-tite" (Haematite - Ore of iron) . now u can extract iron from her!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Next generation child will have this rhyme in school!!
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went to royal bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drank a beer with chicken fry!!
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Warning..When someone tells u "I love u from the bottom of da heart", Be careful, it means there is enough place at the top for someone els!!
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A typical Engg stud..
1st Semester : "Guys jus 2 weeks for internals, Start studying!!"
3rd Semester : "Macha still a week left for internals, Lets start tomo!!"
5th Semester : Man internals tomo, Shall we start??"
7th Semester : "Dude... 3 holidays on account of internals, Where shall we party ??"
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?”
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”
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2 love is a devotion,
2 b loved is a sucess,
2 b with some 1 u love is an achievement,
2 b with some 1 who loves u is LIFE
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
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Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
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Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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When u feel lonely and alone
Can’t see any 1 around u
The world seems to be fading away
Come along wid me
I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist
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Sardar to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Sardar: Hello I got 'Windows' !!
Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.”
Rajiv: “Really - Ours only starts with petrol.”
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2 love is a devotion,
2 b loved is a sucess,
2 b with some 1 u love is an achievement,
2 b with some 1 who loves u is LIFE
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Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
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Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
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Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.
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When u feel lonely and alone
Can’t see any 1 around u
The world seems to be fading away
Come along wid me
I’ll take u 2 the eye specialist
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Sardar to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Sardar: Hello I got 'Windows' !!
Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
sam_1710 said:
hehehe......
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
read fastly... "wen a Doctor falls ill another Dr Dr's the Dr,Does the Dr Doctoring the Dr Dr the Dr in his own way or does the Dr Doctoring the Dr Drs the Dr in the Dr's way. have a nice day
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Q:How 2 analyse a cricket pitch if its batting r bowling pitch? Ans:Its bowling pitch wen India is batting.. n batting pitch wen India is bowling.....:-
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Problem is just the distance between Expected and the Reality.. So, either Expect less or Accept the Reality and the Problem is no More. Happy morning
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Q:How 2 analyse a cricket pitch if its batting r bowling pitch? Ans:Its bowling pitch wen India is batting.. n batting pitch wen India is bowling.....:-
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Problem is just the distance between Expected and the Reality.. So, either Expect less or Accept the Reality and the Problem is no More. Happy morning
Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
^^^hehehehe
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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai , Success hua toh mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....
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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai , Success hua toh mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.....
CINTEL ENTRINO
Loading . . . please d'nt
nice.. ones... hey intel_gigacore ru a sms junkie....
jus asking.....
that was damn funny..... 
jus asking.....
that was damn funny.....
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Gigacore
Dreamweaver
ya @ CINTEL ENTRINO
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
Ultimate answer while changing d job.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where...
sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.
Look outside It's sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kick off ur shoes
take a break crank the tunes
Dance & shake, light the candles cut the cake make it's a day
thats simply Great !!
Wish u sweet Happy Birthday
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
Son asks father diff.btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
Ultimate answer while changing d job.
Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job?
Applicant :Coz d company shifted d office and didnt tell me where...
sardar proposed a girl.
the girl replied i m 1 year elder to you.
sardar said i will marry you after 1 year.
Look outside It's sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Kick off ur shoes
take a break crank the tunes
Dance & shake, light the candles cut the cake make it's a day
thats simply Great !!
Wish u sweet Happy Birthday
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CadCrazy
in search of myself
मेरे जैसे लड्के को क्या चाहिये ????
1 लडकी जो प्यार दे
1 लडकी जो अच्छा खाना बनाये
1 लडकी जो पैसा कमाये
और ऐसा नसीब कि तीनो एक दुसरे से मिल ना पाये
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally... ...
Thats why boys go to college regularly... .
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the.Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE .....Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवने को
कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवने को
अरे Bomb का जमाना है " उडा दो साले को "
1 लडकी जो प्यार दे
1 लडकी जो अच्छा खाना बनाये
1 लडकी जो पैसा कमाये
और ऐसा नसीब कि तीनो एक दुसरे से मिल ना पाये
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally... ...
Thats why boys go to college regularly... .
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the.Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE .....Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवने को
कोई पत्थर से ना मारे मेरे दीवने को
अरे Bomb का जमाना है " उडा दो साले को "
Tapomay
Lazy fat guy..
Here's mine -
LIFE IS LIKE A "MATHS". Dosti ko "PLUS" karo. Dusman ko "MINUS" karo. Kushi ko "MULTIPLY" karo. Gum ko"DIVIDE" karo. Aur life ko enjoy karo.
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, hum hi nehi rahe to dosti kaun karega, ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna warna meri shaadi me bartan saaf kaun karega.
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Important News:
Ravan has kidnapped Sita again. 1000 bandar ki jarurat hai. SMS milte hi turant nikal paro.
Jai Sri RAM.
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Lady1: How does ur husband always come home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. S*X will be at 9pm sharp whether u r here or not!!!
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U know why GOD made eyes in pair, ears in pair, hands in pair, legs in pair but HEART as single..so dat u can find a HEART of ur choice n make a pair.
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In India 70crores ppl have njoyd s*x, 20crores r njying s*x, 999999 r planing 2 have s*x, & 1 gandu is reading dis sms....
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Hawao mein tum, fijao mein tum, ghataon mein tum, baharo mein tum, akhir sach hi suna tha buri aatmao ka thikana nehi hota.
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Namaskar..
This is
ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION Midnight disturbing services.
Our aim is 2 distrb people while sleeping.
My job is done. Good Night.
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A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success specially 4 u..ENJOY THE day, good morning.
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In our life time 6 things can come at any time :
1.Love
2.Friendship
3.Money
4.Death
5.Illness
6.??
6.SuSu. isliye
KARKE SONA!!-good night.
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Love is post paid, one month u dont pay, connection will be cut. But friendship is life time pre-paid whether u pay or not, incoming is free for life time.
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A man saw his wife sleeping with his friend. He took a gun and shot his friend. Wife said in anger-Is tarha behave karoge to saare dost kho doge...
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RoboBoy 2 RoboGirL_Can I Touch Ur SoftWare?
Girl_1st Show Me Ur HardWare!
Boy_Should I Install It In Ur System?
GirL_Cover It With AntiVirus &Then Install.
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LIFE IS LIKE A "MATHS". Dosti ko "PLUS" karo. Dusman ko "MINUS" karo. Kushi ko "MULTIPLY" karo. Gum ko"DIVIDE" karo. Aur life ko enjoy karo.
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, hum hi nehi rahe to dosti kaun karega, ae khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna warna meri shaadi me bartan saaf kaun karega.
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Important News:
Ravan has kidnapped Sita again. 1000 bandar ki jarurat hai. SMS milte hi turant nikal paro.
Jai Sri RAM.
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Lady1: How does ur husband always come home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. S*X will be at 9pm sharp whether u r here or not!!!
-------------------------------
U know why GOD made eyes in pair, ears in pair, hands in pair, legs in pair but HEART as single..so dat u can find a HEART of ur choice n make a pair.
-------------------------------
In India 70crores ppl have njoyd s*x, 20crores r njying s*x, 999999 r planing 2 have s*x, & 1 gandu is reading dis sms....
-------------------------------
Hawao mein tum, fijao mein tum, ghataon mein tum, baharo mein tum, akhir sach hi suna tha buri aatmao ka thikana nehi hota.
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Namaskar..
This is
ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION Midnight disturbing services.
Our aim is 2 distrb people while sleeping.
My job is done. Good Night.
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A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success specially 4 u..ENJOY THE day, good morning.
----------------------------------
In our life time 6 things can come at any time :
1.Love
2.Friendship
3.Money
4.Death
5.Illness
6.??
6.SuSu.
isliye KARKE SONA!!-good night.
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Love is post paid, one month u dont pay, connection will be cut. But friendship is life time pre-paid whether u pay or not, incoming is free for life time.
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A man saw his wife sleeping with his friend. He took a gun and shot his friend. Wife said in anger-Is tarha behave karoge to saare dost kho doge...
------------------------------------
RoboBoy 2 RoboGirL_Can I Touch Ur SoftWare?
Girl_1st Show Me Ur HardWare!
Boy_Should I Install It In Ur System?
GirL_Cover It With AntiVirus &Then Install.
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Tech.Masti
Wise Old Owl
^^^ kooool.............
KEEP IT UP
KEEP IT UP
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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