Poor Jokes Thread

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Did you do this IRL [MENTION=112980]Nipun[/MENTION]?

Naah, but I did ask people this:

Phone me battery hai?
"Yes"/"3% hai"/"Ha shayad"/"Charge ho rha hai"
Phone me assault hai? :D

What's blue and not heavy?
Light Blue! :D

Sach baat itni chubhti kyo hai?
Kyonki usme point hota hai! :D

Now people respond to me 'hi' with a 'Nai, koi joke nai sunna!'. :p
 

kaz

right here
move it here *www.digit.in/forum/cafe-games/1480...ics-here-nsfw-content-will-lead-bans-164.html
 

sumit05

In the zone
ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya Sir?
ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!
 

sumit05

In the zone
Congratulations... iphone 6 launched...
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

iPhone users who've been saying, "I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me," all these years... Apple just orphaned you...!!!"

Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch... They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: "iPhone Chhe"

With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple.... as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

Dear Apple,
iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k...
iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi ...??

iPhone's are like the Golmaal movie:
Every new version has the same features... but is longer than the previous one..!!!
iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from hi Bollywood career...!!!
 

Flash

Lost in speed
^ :rofl:

The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9. ---> Ultimate trollerhood.
 
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