Poor Jokes Thread

[TechnoBOY]

I told a girl to call me when she gets home I guess she's homeless...

Lol good one ! And why its poor jokes thread

 

[sling-shot]

There are jokes, funny jokes, LoL jokes and then there are the PJs. They are the ultimate level. After listening / reading one you wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry but instead you would be looking to bang the head against nearest stone / concrete wall

To celebrate those this thread!

 

[Flash]

@sumit05
Troll master. - Imgur

I wish i could like this. Sadly the like button is gone from our forum. :/

 

[$hadow]

I wish i could like this. Sadly the like button is gone from our forum. :/

And still waiting for it to come back

 

[amjath]

^raabo said not possible

 

[Flash]

What will students do, if they got bored in Chemistry class?
They will pass sar-caustic comments.

 

[sumit05]

Instead of burning a Pataka,
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Date a Pataka!
Have an eco-friendly Diwali!
Applicable to bachelors only!
Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs!

 

[kaz]

 

[Shah]

^^ That last line.

 

[abhigeek]

So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer...
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.

 

[ASHISH65]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?


Teacher replied: NO Never!!


Boy said to girl : see i told you not to worry!

 

[$hadow]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?


Teacher replied: NO Never!!


Boy said to girl : see i told you not to worry!

Now that was not a poor one but a good joke

 

[Nanducob]

This message came in my sister's inbox in matriomonial site account.
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we should look at things before pressing enter key

 

[anirbandd]

This message came in my sister's inbox in matriomonial site account.
*s27.postimg.org/6ulatbmyr/qwerty.png
we should look at things before pressing enter key

poor joke?? where is the joke??

 

[kaz]

lawl

 

[SaiyanGoku]

poor joke?? where is the joke??

Read again :Dead parent

 

[abhigeek]

^^ Auto correct made 'Dear' to 'Dead' ^_^

 

[sushovan]

Tim Cook came out as gay.

now it is clear why they used to say Samsung is always 'behind' Apple.

Xiaomi CEO Hugo Barra is expected to come out soon.

Lastly, Micromax CEO is also expected to announce that He is more gay but isnt gay. ( Nothing like anything).

 

[Nanducob]

Lady : Do you smoke ?
Man : Yes
Lady : How many packs a day ?
Man : 3 packs
Lady : How much per pack
Man : $10.00
Lady : And how long have you been smoking ?
Man : 15 years
Lady : So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct ?
Man : Correct
Lady : If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct ?
Man : Correct
Lady : Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari ?
Man : Do you smoke ?
Lady : No
Man : Where's your Ferrari then ?
Lady :

 

[SaiyanGoku]

^ add this
Man: See that Ferrari over there
Lady: Yeah, what about it?
Man: That's mine.