Poor Jokes Thread

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sumit05

In the zone
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
 
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sumit05

In the zone
Who's the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.

Who's the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken Ki-ma.

How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kal-mi Kabab.

What happens when a chicken takes a bath ?
Chicken Shower-ma.
 
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sumit05

In the zone
Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

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A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!

A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.

Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
 
sling-shot

sling-shot

Wise Old Owl
One more in the same vein:

On similar lines
Guess which song is this
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Two mere agal bagal hai :)
 
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