Poor Jokes Thread

sumit05

sumit05

In the zone
Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars.
After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
 
sumit05

sumit05

In the zone
Who's the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.

Who's the mother of the chicken ?
Chicken Ki-ma.

How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
Kal-mi Kabab.

What happens when a chicken takes a bath ?
Chicken Shower-ma.
 
sumit05

sumit05

In the zone
Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2014:
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

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A very effective Dhamki by wife in new style:
Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge... Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal, Jabong, ebay ko dungi !!!

A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.

Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
 
sling-shot

sling-shot

Wise Old Owl
One more in the same vein:

On similar lines
Guess which song is this
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Two mere agal bagal hai :)
 
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