Must NOT Watch Movies Thread V1: Personal Opinions

[ajayritik]

They can watch the movie alone .. No need for us to suffer because they like it

I mean if you enjoy movie with extreme gore / disturbing content & if the wife/gf didn't like that genre, would you expect them to watch it with you ?

+100 for this man!

 

[Desmond]

What if your wife or GF is fan of SRK?

Then GGWP game over.

 

[Anorion]

Such as when you are traveling by bus and they play a pirated version of the same on their DVD players

This is the reason

Roar - Tiger of the sundarbands
This movie has amazing special fx, best tigers on screen (better than Life of Pi, Hangover, Dersu Uzala or any other movie you can think of with Tigers on screen). The Tigers are given a lot of footage, and there are glorious shots of A tiger jumping out of water onto a boat and killing a man, Tiger jumping onto a tree and killing a man, and Tigers jumping out of a water filling pit, tracking down men and killing them. Unfortunately, the movie shows all Tigers are inherently maneaters, which cannot be too aligned with the conservation message. There are also amazing shots of the sunderbans of Bangladesh, something never before seen on screen. The cinematography is amazing when not marred by sudden flourishes and pans. Unfortunately, there is a story, and people in the film, which makes the bits where the colour corrected white tiger with blue eyes and it's two normal coloured minions not on screen a dreadful trudge. There is some woman who is a female tarzan and some kind of environmentalist who acts as a guide for a group of people out to kill the white tiger as revenge. She explains to them that the tiger killed her whole family, but she still does not hold a grudge. In the end, they confront the Tiger and walk away without killing it, and the Tiger becomes best friends with the humans.


Mardangi
A female cop who is as badmouthed as her male colleages goes on a rampage and destroys a drug dealer / underage sex worker smuggling ring. The solution to a failing system which can't keep people with money and power in check is apparently vigilante justice. So she makes a bunch of teenage girls murder the perpetrator, and justice is served. There are some cheesy dialogues involving mice and dogs with lot's of sexual innuendo.

Ek tha tiger
Salman Khan movies seem to have one plot point - look what a good heart he has. He is a bribe taking cop, but with a good heart. He is a criminal, but with a good heart. He is a warrior with a good heart. He is an angry, bumbling idiot who causes accidents to all around him, but with a good heart (Mujhse Shaadi Karogi). In this movie he is a spy, but with a good heart. This is sort of like Mr and Mrs Smith, but instead of the same agency the two agents are from ISI and RAW. They fall in love, escape the respective agencies, and roam the world, being occasionally spotted in CCTV cameras with incredibly high resolutions. Girish Karnad on screen is some kind of saving grace.

 

[Desmond]

This is the reason

Roar - Tiger of the sundarbands
This movie has amazing special fx, best tigers on screen (better than Life of Pi, Hangover, Dersu Uzala or any other movie you can think of with Tigers on screen). The Tigers are given a lot of footage, and there are glorious shots of A tiger jumping out of water onto a boat and killing a man, Tiger jumping onto a tree and killing a man, and Tigers jumping out of a water filling pit, tracking down men and killing them. Unfortunately, the movie shows all Tigers are inherently maneaters, which cannot be too aligned with the conservation message. There are also amazing shots of the sunderbans of Bangladesh, something never before seen on screen. The cinematography is amazing when not marred by sudden flourishes and pans. Unfortunately, there is a story, and people in the film, which makes the bits where the colour corrected white tiger with blue eyes and it's two normal coloured minions not on screen a dreadful trudge. There is some woman who is a female tarzan and some kind of environmentalist who acts as a guide for a group of people out to kill the white tiger as revenge. She explains to them that the tiger killed her whole family, but she still does not hold a grudge. In the end, they confront the Tiger and walk away without killing it, and the Tiger becomes best friends with the humans.

The premise sounds awesome. This seems like one of those "So bad they're good" kind of movies.

Mardangi
A female cop who is as badmouthed as her male colleages goes on a rampage and destroys a drug dealer / underage sex worker smuggling ring. The solution to a failing system which can't keep people with money and power in check is apparently vigilante justice. So she makes a bunch of teenage girls murder the perpetrator, and justice is served. There are some cheesy dialogues involving mice and dogs with lot's of sexual innuendo.

Again, same.

Ek tha tiger
Salman Khan movies seem to have one plot point - look what a good heart he has. He is a bribe taking cop, but with a good heart. He is a criminal, but with a good heart. He is a warrior with a good heart. He is an angry, bumbling idiot who causes accidents to all around him, but with a good heart (Mujhse Shaadi Karogi). In this movie he is a spy, but with a good heart. This is sort of like Mr and Mrs Smith, but instead of the same agency the two agents are from ISI and RAW. They fall in love, escape the respective agencies, and roam the world, being occasionally spotted in CCTV cameras with incredibly high resolutions. Girish Karnad on screen is some kind of saving grace.

**** that guy. Why the hell is he even walking around free when he should be in jail for hunting an endangered species and for hit and run.

 

[Anorion]

The premise sounds awesome. This seems like one of those "So bad they're good" kind of movies.

Yup that one is.

 

[rhitwick]

This is the reason

Roar - Tiger of the sundarbands
This movie has amazing special fx, best tigers on screen (better than Life of Pi, Hangover, Dersu Uzala or any other movie you can think of with Tigers on screen). The Tigers are given a lot of footage, and there are glorious shots of A tiger jumping out of water onto a boat and killing a man, Tiger jumping onto a tree and killing a man, and Tigers jumping out of a water filling pit, tracking down men and killing them. Unfortunately, the movie shows all Tigers are inherently maneaters, which cannot be too aligned with the conservation message. There are also amazing shots of the sunderbans of Bangladesh, something never before seen on screen. The cinematography is amazing when not marred by sudden flourishes and pans. Unfortunately, there is a story, and people in the film, which makes the bits where the colour corrected white tiger with blue eyes and it's two normal coloured minions not on screen a dreadful trudge. There is some woman who is a female tarzan and some kind of environmentalist who acts as a guide for a group of people out to kill the white tiger as revenge. She explains to them that the tiger killed her whole family, but she still does not hold a grudge. In the end, they confront the Tiger and walk away without killing it, and the Tiger becomes best friends with the humans.


Mardangi
A female cop who is as badmouthed as her male colleages goes on a rampage and destroys a drug dealer / underage sex worker smuggling ring. The solution to a failing system which can't keep people with money and power in check is apparently vigilante justice. So she makes a bunch of teenage girls murder the perpetrator, and justice is served. There are some cheesy dialogues involving mice and dogs with lot's of sexual innuendo.

Ek tha tiger
Salman Khan movies seem to have one plot point - look what a good heart he has. He is a bribe taking cop, but with a good heart. He is a criminal, but with a good heart. He is a warrior with a good heart. He is an angry, bumbling idiot who causes accidents to all around him, but with a good heart (Mujhse Shaadi Karogi). In this movie he is a spy, but with a good heart. This is sort of like Mr and Mrs Smith, but instead of the same agency the two agents are from ISI and RAW. They fall in love, escape the respective agencies, and roam the world, being occasionally spotted in CCTV cameras with incredibly high resolutions. Girish Karnad on screen is some kind of saving grace.

Are you in some kind of assignment of watching hindi movies. I think you are. Under normal circumstance you would not have watched few movies that you have reviewed here lately.

Why not check out these films,

Aankho Dekhi
Dekh tamash dekh
B.A. Pass

Sonali Cable
Sona Spa


Manjunath
Mastram

 

[Anorion]

Are you in some kind of assignment of watching hindi movies. I think you are. Under normal circumstance you would not have watched few movies that you have reviewed here lately.

Haha will watch Sonali Cable. But the thing is, watching these movies in Volvo. There is no option, although at times if the volume is not too loud I watch the movie remixed with electronica soundtrack.

 

[rhitwick]

Haha will watch Sonali Cable. But the thing is, watching these movies in Volvo. There is no option, although at times if the volume is not too loud I watch the movie remixed with electronica soundtrack.

Apart from "Sonali Cable" (I've seen that...willingly!) and "Sona Spa" rest were serious recommendation. Check them out

 

[10 numberi]

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Chu*ia reboot. stupid reboot whatever you want to say. Their movies also becoming Bollywood standard only with good special effects.

Idiots guide to reboot. Get a decade old famous movie based on one of the popular titles. Add some c*utia dark tone & unnecessary pretentious intellectual narration to give emotion & depth to the story so that who don't have the capability to think realises how good this movie was.
Direct stupid rip off of superman remake.

 

[SaiyanGoku]

[YOUTUBE]e-BVs-KCSiA[/YOUTUBE]
Chu*ia reboot. stupid reboot whatever you want to say. Their movies also becoming Bollywood standard only with good special effects.

Idiots guide to reboot. Get a decade old famous movie based on one of the popular titles. Add some c*utia dark done & unnecessary pretentious intellectual narration to give emotion & depth to the story so that who don't have the capability to think realises how good this movie was.
Direct stupid rip off of superman remake.

man they're trying to change the origin story

 

[TheFallenLord]

LOL, the poor movie hasn't even released and everyone is bashing it already. Having said that I think this is gonna be the cr@ppiest superhero sh!t ever. No respect for the source material at all. This is gonna be a BO bomb and then FOX would be left with no choice but to sell the franchise back to Marvel.

 

[Anorion]

It looks like Interstellar and Watchmen had a baby

 

[Faun]

It's like a cycle repeats, overdone to death superhero movies.

 

[Anorion]

Uh seriously watched it again. Bet the exact same trailer can be made using footage from a bunch of other movies. Specifically Interstellar, Spiderman, Minority Report, Die Hard, Watchmen, XMen First Class, The Dark Knight Rises, War of the Worlds, Gone in 60 seconds, Akira and Hunger Games : Catching Fire.

 

[Flash]

To all those, who bash FF reboot, learn their origins.
‘Fantastic Four’ Characters & Reboot Differences Explained

 

[10 numberi]

Yeah so...?
After learning it people with good taste will consider a garbage as a diamond?
I don't know about others but I am well aware of its origins & I have specifically mentioned about the movie. Fantastic four's tone is different. In every superhero movie you don't start by the same old 100 times repeated intensifying music & keep everything dark to add a mystery to the scene & a stupid recycled narration.
On a personal note I never liked any ultimate series not any elseworld series & so on.

 

[Gen.Libeb]

To all those, who bash FF reboot, learn their origins.
‘Fantastic Four’ Characters & Reboot Differences Explained

I have not watched the movie & not even bashing it but for me any movie should stand on its own, the audience must not be required to read a book/watch comic to understand and appreciate the movie.

 

[TheFallenLord]

^^But those who are familiar with the source material shouldn't feel alienated as well. If you're making a film based on FF then it should feel like FF and not Interstellar or Dark Knight or Watchmen or whatever else people are comparing it to.

 

[icebags]

last FF trilogy was good enough, i expected further continuation towards silver surfer , galactus ..... but instead why thek remake the same story again with a little tweaks or whatever .....

 

[SaiyanGoku]

last FF trilogy was good enough, i expected further continuation towards silver surfer , galactus ..... but instead why thek remake the same story again with a little tweaks or whatever .....

IIRC, they cancelled the third movie. So, it remained as duology. I was hoping to see Franklin Richards in it.