1) Update to Debian etch/testing as base distribution
2) Linux Kernel 2.6.19(.1) + fuse 2.6.1
3) cloop 2.05 Realtime Decompression with extended block-buffering for reduction of CD/DVD access latency
4) Replacing unionfs by aufs for better stability & performance
5) KDE 3.5.5
6) OpenOffice 2.1
7) ntfs-3g (12.12.2006) for full transparent NTFS write support.
8) ntfsprogs-Update (ntfsresize, ntfsmount, ntfsfix)
9) integration of 3D desktop beryl+emerald as add-on for KDE (manual start with gnome is also possible), via boot option knoppix desktop=beryl.
10) Experimental script for creating a bootable flash-pendrive from a running KNOPPIX live session (mkbootdev by Martin Öhler)
Basic essentials:
A 1GB or larger USB flash drive
HP-USB Format tool
USBKP.zip
Warning: DO NOT RUN makeboot.exe from your local hard drive!! It is intended to be run from your USB device.
1) Download the HP-USB Format tool and format your flash drive using the Fat or Fat32 option.
2) Download the USBKP.zip
3) Extract the contents of the USBKP.zip to your “flash drive”.
4) Browse to your “flash drive” and click the Makeboot.exe
5) Follow the on screen instructions.
6)Reboot your computer and set your system BIOS to boot from USB-HDD or USB-ZIP. Also set the boot priority if necessary.
Please note: This tutorial has been tested to work from a Windows XP computer with .Net framework and service pack updates. Other operating environments may or may not support the use of the installer. The .Net framework is required in order to run the Makeboot.exe application.
These attempts at humor work with the Bourne shell:% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Dan Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% ^How did the sex changeSHIFT6 operation go?
Modifier failed.
//replace SHIFT6 with ^
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent,
what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
Source$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle ; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Stickman 1: Make me a sandwich
Stickman 2: What?? Go make it yourself.
Stickman 1: Sudo make me a sandwich
Stickman 2: Okay
vim ~/.fluxbox/apps
[app] (aterm)
[sticky] {yes}
[Layer] {12}
[Hidden]
[Dimensions] {550 500}
[Position] {0 0}
[Deco] {0x1c0}
[end]
aterm -tr +sb -fg black -bg white &
[exec] (Firefox) {firefox}