If India is computer, Cong is its default program: Rahul Gandhi

[rishitells]

"If India is computer , Congress is its default program," Rahul Gandhi on Thursday told a Congress workshop on social media.

He asked the party's media managers to stick to facts and decency of language . "If India is computer, its default program is Congress . Congress comes naturally to India's ethos. Here anger and aggression are not appreciated," a party source quoted Rahul as saying.

See twitter for more fun.. it's trending there.

Source : If India is computer, Cong is its default program: Rahul Gandhi - The Times of India

 

[sujoyp]

Rahul gandhi also makes jokes as good as diggi raja

 

[Hrishi]

He is the Crap-Sh*t Internet Explorer in the System , who always keeps in prompting users to set it as the default browser.

 

[shreymittal]

He is BSOD of India, If India is a computer which needs windows update Windows 1.0 to Windows 7 (People Mindset)

 

[.jRay.]

No wonder there are many bugs

 

[ashs1]

^

probably a virus program.


even Kaspersky Antivirus can't clean these virus programs.

 

[Flash]

[h=2]If India is computer, Cong is its default program and it's yet to be coded.[/h]

RahulJi trying to speak some technical terms to attracts Geek-voters i guess.

 

[rishitells]

From twitter :

If India is a computer, and Congress is the OS, then Rahul Gandhi is -

*pbs.twimg.com/media/BSVYC9hCcAAgAl3.png

 

[Flash]

^ What?

 

[rishitells]

^^ A hardware failure

 

[ssdivisiongermany1933]

Congress is a virus which doesn't let the computer (India ) work properly......and we youths are antivirus who can disinfect the virus (congress) forever .........

 

[amjath]

A ancient hardware running Windows 98

 

[Tech_chaos]

If india is computer then congress is corrupted pirated windows 8 installed from a disc sold for 50 rs at palika market
And Rahul gandhi is the guy who is telling everyone install a pirated windows why to waste your money for buying original for 5k when we r giving it to you for 50 inr only

 

[SaiyanGoku]

if india is a computer, then it from the first generation of computers i guess

ridiculously slow and takes too much space.

Congress is just a troll virus/trojan/worm

and rahul gandhi is just a special symbol in the virus/trojan/worm code.

 

[Hrishi]

And I realized that a majority of posts in this thread starts with " If India is a computer......" ,.

 

[Flash]

And I realized that a majority of posts in this thread starts with " If India is a computer......" ,.

Capable of forming into a new meme.

 

[Hrishi]

Capable of forming into a new meme.

Indeed , but am not popular with FB or meme spam either. haha

 

[Flash]

*i.imgur.com/fP9mAOn.jpg

We will make it/

 

[Hrishi]

*i.imgur.com/fP9mAOn.jpg

We will make it/

Indeed , but am not popular with FB or meme spam either. haha

But seems like PaPu is.

 

[Anorion]

Out of jokes?
Explains the corrupt system
And the missing files