Batman vs. Ironman

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heidi2521

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The oldest superhero war on the internet.

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Both of them are billionaire genius playboy philanthropists who fight supervillans, are a part of a superhero team, have no super powers and largely rely on gadgets and their wits etc.

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My answer is obvious:

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Why:

1. He is the goddamn Batman
2. Trained by Liam Neeson(movies)
3. Kicks Darkseid's ass(comics, animated series)
4. Cares about his friends and family and protects them by keeping their identities secret.
5. He is the goddamn batman.
6. He has a superior free flow combat style.
7. His arsenal of bat themed devices
8. He strikes terror into the hearts of crooks everywhere.
9. He is more than a person. He is an idea, a symbol...
10. He is the goddamn batman

Need I say more?
 

Vignesh B

Youngling
This image gives my answer :-D
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©mß

Journeyman
Iron Man no matter what he is best.
He has a light attitude mostly happy everytime.
And Batman's face is like reverse U. :batman:
 

Anorion

Sith Lord
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haha was gonna start this thread...

Iron Man easily, has a sense of humour instead of a guttural growl, Iron Man has Jarvis an AI also with a sense of humor, Batman has a butler who drinks stuff that tastes like shikakai (fernet branca). Plus Iron Man is richer. Iron Man also has a muuuuch more cutting edge man cave than Batman's.
 
> Iron Man can fly even in a plains, whereas Batman requires buildings to fly; or should I call it "Land in style".

> Iron Man has an inbuilt cell phone while Batman does not.

> Iron Man can watch movies or browse TDF while engaged in a combat, while Batman cannot.

> Iron Man has a semi-hot chick as a helper while Batman has an old saddy butler.

> Iron Man is powered by a "device" while Batman is powered by human grown "food".

> The Google Translate of Batman is "फ़ौजी का नौकर" whereas for Iron man it is "लोहे के आदमी".
 

Flash

Lost in speed
Tony can say 'I am Iron man' wearing with/without his Iron-man suit;
But Bruce can't say 'I am Batmaaaaan' without his Batman suit.:mrgreen:
 

quagmire

Allllright !
Tony can say 'I am Iron man' wearing with/without his Iron-man suit;
But Bruce can't say 'I am Batmaaaaan' without his Batman suit.:mrgreen:

This sums it up:

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Flash

Lost in speed
Why we're limiting this thread to Ironman & Batman alone?
Won't people fight for their favorite superheroes?
 
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