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[gxsaurav]

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

lolz....noted down.

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "Billionaire"

I hope the girls of this forum will note see this.

 

[dhan_shh]

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
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1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green andone is blue with red spots!

2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1
word repeated 4 times

sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara
and she becomes lara lara
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Sardar to doctor: I have loose motions and I am not able to stop it.

Doctor: Did you try lemon? Sardar: Yes, but when I remove it, it starts again!
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[Gigacore]

sardar: i became a millionaire
friend: who is the secret behind ur success?
sardar: my wife
friend: ur wife is good
sardar: no, i was a billionaire before marrying her!

 

[max_demon]

क्या तुम्हारे सींघ है?






Check कर लो ।





अभी भी नहीं है ?








गधे के भी नही होते !!

 

[CadCrazy]

नीचे ना जाना Please नीचे बहुत गलत लिखा हुआ है ।
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बहुत गलत

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Reactions From Women Who Lose Their Purses
Old Woman : My Thousand Dollars !
Rich Woman : My Credit Cards !
Sexy N Hot Gals : Damn! JUGNU's Photo Was Inside

 

[rakeshishere]

Reactions From Women Who Lose Their Purses
Old Woman : My Thousand Dollars !
Rich Woman : My Credit Cards !
Sexy N Hot Gals : Damn! JUGNU's Photo Was Inside

Gud one..Just fwd this to my frnds

 

[dhan_shh]

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,

roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,

poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good
dog. Now stop barking.
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition

& marry ur dad's ugly decision !
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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest

and most beautiful person on this earth.

But then, I thought...........

Suicide is a crime !
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wen i send u msgs it dnt mean u ave 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
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[Tapomay]

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,

Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,

Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho!

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A man came home to find his wife in bed with his friend,
"What's going on here?" demanded the husband.
"See," said the wife to her lover, "I told you he was stupid."

 

[dhan_shh]

True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
in telling the secret.
And there is no secret
for which u need to compromise.


Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !


GOD has deposited
Love,Joy,Prosperity ,Peace,Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings
in Your ATM Account.

Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is
P.R.A.Y.E.R.




Ppl often feel smthin bt xpress smthin else
Dey mean smthin but say smthin else
So learn d art of sayin nothin
in such a way dat it leavs nothin unsaid...

Silent in mouth may avoid many problems.. But.. smile in mouth may solve all the problems.. So always have a sweet, silent smile...

 

[oval_man]

For the benefit of Tamil viewers:

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!


Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam... Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..


Fan-Ukkum Rekkai Irukku. Paravai-Kkum Rekkai Irukku. Fan-Ala Parakka Mudiyaathu. Paravai-Ala Sutha Mudiyaathu. Aaanaa...
Fan-A Amukina Suthum. Paravai-A Amukina Kathum.

 

[Gigacore]

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

 

[RaghuKL]

A tragic love story

Man: I cant get married 2 u 'coz my family is against it!!!
GF: who r they to oppose our divine luv?
Man: My wife and the 3 kids
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2 men sitting in bar

1st man: i have family problems
2nd man: u have family problems let me tell u mine. i married a widow with a daughter. my father married the daughter, so my father is my son-in-law, my daughter is my mother, my wife is my grand mother. More problems occured when i had son, my son is my uncle.Situation got worse when my father had a son. now my father's son ie my brother is my grandson. ultimately i have become my own grand father and u say u got family problems........

 

[dhan_shh]

A young man tries to talk to a young girl......., I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE, the girl replied, "QUIET POSSIBLE I AM NURSE IN MENTAL HOSPITAL".

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Waiter gives bill 2Sardar Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:But sir,this is Ration card.Sardar:So what?U hv written there- ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.

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Ravi:I can live on what I write. Raj:Wow!Do you write stories for magazines? Ravi:No,I write letters to my father,asking for money
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In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net on body instead of bulletproof Jacket frnd askd,sardar replied"when mosquito can't entr thru net HOW CAN BULLET
ENTER?

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Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my
sincere advice to u is to "Wear chappals wherever u go.."

 

[Gigacore]

nice msgs dhan_shh

 

[dhan_shh]

Thanx 'Intel'....!
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Teacher: Who is Raja Ram Mohan Rai?

Sardar:They all are Four 'Best' Friends!!
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Pray to GOD to preserve you from bad women,and preserve yourself from the good ones!!!
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A DOCTOR is a person who enjoys BAD HEALTH!!!
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HAPPY DIWALI

MERRY X'MAS

HAPPY NEW YEAR

HAPPY B'DAY...
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.now get lost & don't annoy me for next 12 months!!
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Sardar:"I don't know what to buy for my girlfriend on her B'day?"

Friend:"What about some lipstick?"

Sardar:"I can't buy that! I don't know the exact size of her mouth"!!!!
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[Gigacore]

Friendship is like foot prints on cement. The long u stay the strong it leaves the marks in others heart even after u walk away

 

[Gigacore]

I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !
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GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
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Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success.

 

[::cyborg::]

wow

 

[Jatin_T]

Tomato
Potato
Brinjal
Ginger
Carrot
Ladyfinger
Lemon
Onion
Garlic
Cabbage
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Are soch kya rahe ho,
VEG. sms he,

kisi ko b Bhej sakte ho.

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Plz don't read this Nahi to ho jayega?




Are wohi jis se hum darte hai





wohi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

dekha ho gaya na?


TIME WASTE.

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If a Devil catches you,what will u do?





U can do nothing.If the Devil has committed the Mistake let him Face the Consequences...!!!
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AAPSE milkar ho gaya zindgi se pyar,
Rah me chod kar mat jana mere yar,
Bin AAPKE hum ji na paynge,
AAP na hoge to hum,
ULLU kise banaynge.

 

[Gigacore]

ur veg sms was funny @ jatin