Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard about technology :cool:

flyingcow

Shibe
*i.imgur.com/7I6acYj.jpg

was playing cs, admin was lagging so one player asked him
Player: "what cpu do you have"
admin:"i-ball'....

:shock:
 

coderunknown

Retired Forum Mod
a friend came to my place and said he was going to buy a new mobile and his choice being Intex XOLO (mixed up Intel and Intex, complete noob). I know he was pointing to X910 when he said it has Intel processor but soon followed up by saying it has quadcore with 1GB graphics. I was like "you drunk bro?". And the price is ~9500. So it has to be Q700 but he kept saying it has Intel processor. I know explaining to him will be like wasting time so just said yah nice choice.

He changed mobiles 5 times in the past 3 months swapping between Android and Nokia featurephones because Android lags (last mobile was Xperia Sola) and now want to buy XOLO because it has 1GB graphics. He think XOLO is a mobile produced by Intex.

99.99% of India's population thinks that cpu = chassis/cabinet

the rest (0.01%) thinks its the monitor
 

Nerevarine

Incarnate
Once i was playing burnout paradise on my laptop.. A friend asked, which NFS is this.. I said this was burnout paradise.. I told him I downloaded this off steam and it's size is 5 gb.
The next day he said he also had downloaded it and its size was 5 mb.. he even said its the exact same version (looking by pics ofcourse) and it is unnecessary to download the "larger version" of it
Guess what he had downloaded...
.
Softonic downloader.. lmao
 

dashing.sujay

Moving
Staff member
Once i was playing burnout paradise on my laptop.. A friend asked, which NFS is this.. I said this was burnout paradise.. I told him I downloaded this off steam and it's size is 5 gb.
The next day he said he also had downloaded it and its size was 5 mb.. he even said its the exact same version (looking by pics ofcourse) and it is unnecessary to download the "larger version" of it
Guess what he had downloaded...
.
Softonic downloader.. lmao

Good one. :D
 
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harshilsharma63

harshilsharma63

DIY FTW!
Once i was playing burnout paradise on my laptop.. A friend asked, which NFS is this.. I said this was burnout paradise.. I told him I downloaded this off steam and it's size is 5 gb.
The next day he said he also had downloaded it and its size was 5 mb.. he even said its the exact same version (looking by pics ofcourse) and it is unnecessary to download the "larger version" of it
Guess what he had downloaded...
.
Softonic downloader.. lmao

:rofl: :rofl:
 

ASHISH65

Technomancer
Once i was playing burnout paradise on my laptop.. A friend asked, which NFS is this.. I said this was burnout paradise.. I told him I downloaded this off steam and it's size is 5 gb.
The next day he said he also had downloaded it and its size was 5 mb.. he even said its the exact same version (looking by pics ofcourse) and it is unnecessary to download the "larger version" of it
Guess what he had downloaded...
.
Softonic downloader.. lmao

:rofl::rofl:
 

bssunilreddy

Chosen of the Omnissiah
My wife scolds me every time because my RIG cost me 75k in April/2012 but she says it is waste of money because she bought a PC for her MCA studies for 20k & also played Road Rash very much and that the shop keeper has cheated me.Her reason is that usually prices should go down when we buy more products but in computers she does not believe even though she is a MCA graduate and also worked at Infosys.
 

cyborg47

Technomancer
My wife scolds me every time because my RIG cost me 75k in April/2012 but she says it is waste of money because she bought a PC for her MCA studies for 20k & also played Road Rash very much and that the shop keeper has cheated me.Her reason is that usually prices should go down when we buy more products but in computers she does not believe even though she is a MCA graduate and also worked at Infosys.
She's right, whatever she says she's right :p
 

.jRay.

Youngling
My wife scolds me every time because my RIG cost me 75k in April/2012 but she says it is waste of money because she bought a PC for her MCA studies for 20k & also played Road Rash very much and that the shop keeper has cheated me.Her reason is that usually prices should go down when we buy more products but in computers she does not believe even though she is a MCA graduate and also worked at Infosys.

Tell her to wasting money on makeup and shoes..

not really, not if you wanna be kicked in the nuts.

She's right, whatever she says she's right :p

Hhahahaha. :rofl:
 

$hadow

Geek in making
My wife scolds me every time because my RIG cost me 75k in April/2012 but she says it is waste of money because she bought a PC for her MCA studies for 20k & also played Road Rash very much and that the shop keeper has cheated me.Her reason is that usually prices should go down when we buy more products but in computers she does not believe even though she is a MCA graduate and also worked at Infosys.


Looks like you are in a situation like this :-D.
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Add in olx and quikr

Buy I phone 5
Only 16k
With ANDROID ICS/JB installed
Least used and is as old as new

After this i laughed very hard for about 20mins
 

Cool Buddy

Wise Old Owl
The way Indian text books are written, it's not a big surprise that we find so many noobs even among engineering students. My institute's book had a section on backups. The part titled "Types of backup media" didn't even make a mention of DVDs under optical media, only CDs. And that book was published in 2011, when Blu-ray had already entered the market.
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A friend of mine was complaining that he wasn't able to download large apps on his 2G connection. I told him to use his 3G connection (which he uses with a dongle on his lappy) by creating a hotspot using Virtual Router on windows. In response to this his first question was, "won't it damage my laptop's wi-fi?"
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And coming back to smartphones, a friend asked me if I had seen Reliance's offer for the new iPhone

Me: Without even looking I can tell you that the offer is useless
Him: Why
Me: Because Nexus 5 is about to be launched which is a much better phone for 20k less
Him: But... It's iPhone
Me: So?
Him: It's better
Me: better how? Have you used an iPhone?
Him: No
Me: Then?
Him: still, just the name is enough
Me: Enough for what? Learn to use the Android phone you already have. You spent 22k on it and haven't derived the benefits worth 2k even. Don't go wasting money on names. (he had taken more than a minute to turn on wi-fi once after having used the phone for almost 8 months)
Him: Come on man, I wasn't arguing.
Me: But I am, coz you are being silly, "name is enough..."

I actually made him shut up that day :-D


P.S.: For those of you who don't know about Reliance's offer, you can read about it here - *www.firstpost.com/business/is-reliances-rs-2599-and-rs-2999-iphone-5-offers-worth-it-1206719.html
 
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