Poor Jokes Thread

Faun

Faun

Wahahaha~!
Staff member
^^owner, because it was of no use.

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TheSloth

TheSloth

The Slowest One
Thanks faun.
@codypunk: what to learn from whom?

Oooooooo, now I totally got the joke. :oops:
Hahahahahaha, very funny joke.
 
Nipun

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Faun said:
*images.nonexiste.net/popular/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/The-Joker-s-truth.jpeg
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That's me in my class most of the time. Except 2, no other understands my joke in whole school.
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Girl: Dabao na

Zor se

Aisa karo mera blouse nikal do

Sari bhi

Ab dabao

Thoda aur zor se

Apni pant bhi nikal do
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Dekho,hogaya na suitcase band....... :p :p :p :p :p

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Boy : Mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kr skta hun ♥
Girl : Acha jao fir chand taare tod ke layo! :D
Boy : Acha fir Karvachauth tu apne baap ko dkhe manayegi? :p

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Shadi ke time Dulhe ke mobile pe bel hui..!
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Ladki walon ne usse bohut mara Rington lagi thi..!!
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"Dil Me Chupa Ke Arman Le Chale...
Hum Aaj Apni Mot Ka Samaan le chale..!!!" :D :p ;)
 
Flash

Flash

Lost in speed
I HAVE A ZARA HATKE PLOT FOR A HINDI FILM. IT'S ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS.
VEERU & BASANTI OF SHOLAY.

THEY FALL IN LOVE. GET ENGAGED. LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT DURING THIS LIVE-IN, VEERU DISCOVERS BASANTI'S SECRET AFFAIR WITH JAI. AGHAST HE CALLS OFF THE ENGAGEMENT.

AND IN THE CLIMAX ELOPES WITH RADHA AS A REVENGE ON BASANTI. CAN YOU TELL ME AN APT NAME FOR THIS POTENTIAL BLOCKBUSTER?
Ring Dey Basanti.
 
Nipun

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? .
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Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . .
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? ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.;>:-D:p
 
Flash

Flash

Lost in speed
Boy to Boy : which laptop do u
have?
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Boy : Dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz
with led display 4Gb ram 1 TB Hard Disk
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Girl to Girl: which laptop do u hav ?
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Girl : Pink One...

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Teacher:
What does a green dot on ParleG biscuit packet indicate?
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Student:
It indicates ParleG is online.. :p
 
Nipun

Nipun

Whompy Whomperson
WIFE: what would you do if I died?
would you get married again?
H: No
W: Why not? Don't u like being married?
H: Of course I do
W: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
H: Ok, ok, I'd get married again
W: You would?
H: ?
W: Would you live in our home
H: Yes its a great house.
W: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
H: Where else would v sleep?
W: Would you let her drive my car?
H: Yes its almost new
W: would you replace my pictures?
H: That would seem like the proper thing to do
W: Would you give her my jewelry?
H: No I'm sure she would want her own
W: Would she wear my shoes?
H: No her size is 6
W: --silence-

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Santa: Waiter, why is there an octopus in my soup?
Waiter: Because we're out of flies.
 
Flash

Flash

Lost in speed
Call summary Analysis:
Boy to boy = 00:00:59
Boy to mom = 00:10:30
Boy to dad=00:02:36
Boy to girl = 01:15:01
Girl to girl = 00:29:59
Girl to boy=00:00:05Father to Rangus: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Rangus: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label..!
Father to Rangus: Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Rangus: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label..!


A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.


All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"


The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"


...and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
 
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Flash

Flash

Lost in speed
codypunk said:
Now don't fight with the referee ie ME
OK?
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I give up. :lol:

A little boy opened the family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in-between the pages.

"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?"

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
 
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