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dOm1naTOr

dOm1naTOr

Wise Old Owl
Everybody who wish to learn English, join their hands and pray to THE ENGLISH GOD... plz fill ma brain with A to Z.:lol:
 
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jxcess3891

jxcess3891

Evil mind
Dear All,

Thanks for apprecition of my topic but you are giving me only one disappointmant. You are not posting topic of your choice.My topic is India. now it is your chance. we all can countribute we can be mba exam toppar and show all in this world like americas and austrilia and england that we are also speakeing good english we will show to them that we are not of country of snake charmar and farmar, we will give inspirition to indian criketer to do slajing in cricket to austrilia then they will shut up so my only one request is pleese give good topic when they will no that we also have knowladge of english they will know we can speak english and hindi both then they will no we are more inteillegent and then they will come to see our movie and they will no true value of indian culture like touching feet of elders praying to God doing puja In west they are only misrespecting elders and drinking and doing sex, their ladies are also drinking. We will show to them how indian lady is. she is not drinking, waring only sari
 
furious_gamer

furious_gamer

Excessive happiness
jxcess3891 said:
Dear All,

Thanks for apprecition of my topic but you are giving me only one disappointmant. You are not posting topic of your choice.My topic is India. now it is your chance. we all can countribute we can be mba exam toppar and show all in this world like americas and austrilia and england that we are also speakeing good english we will show to them that we are not of country of snake charmar and farmar, we will give inspirition to indian criketer to do slajing in cricket to austrilia then they will shut up so my only one request is pleese give good topic when they will no that we also have knowladge of english they will know we can speak english and hindi both then they will no we are more inteillegent and then they will come to see our movie and they will no true value of indian culture like touching feet of elders praying to God doing puja In west they are only misrespecting elders and drinking and doing sex, their ladies are also drinking. We will show to them how indian lady is. she is not drinking, waring only sari
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Chirag said:
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see your english already improved a bit. :)
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^^ He is trying to fool us.. Look , no one will able to improve their english in a night..

Wouldnt u feel anything fishy here???

@OP
Does anyone slap you b'coz you dont have a good english slang.. Dude, c'mon i never thought like this and this s complete B$. I am indian and its good if i speak Hindi and some other languages that might help me to speak locally... Thats it..
 
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alexanderthegreat

alexanderthegreat

Overlord v2.0
jxcess3891 said:
Dear All,

Thanks for apprecition of my topic but you are giving me only one disappointmant. You are not posting topic of your choice.My topic is India. now it is your chance. we all can countribute we can be mba exam toppar and show all in this world like americas and austrilia and england that we are also speakeing good english we will show to them that we are not of country of snake charmar and farmar, we will give inspirition to indian criketer to do slajing in cricket to austrilia then they will shut up so my only one request is pleese give good topic when they will no that we also have knowladge of english they will know we can speak english and hindi both then they will no we are more inteillegent and then they will come to see our movie and they will no true value of indian culture like touching feet of elders praying to God doing puja In west they are only misrespecting elders and drinking and doing sex, their ladies are also drinking. We will show to them how indian lady is. she is not drinking, waring only sari
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I don't know whether to laugh or not. Ok, I won't. But my friend, you seem to be suffering from a bad case of inferiority complex. Calm down, the world isn't what it seems to you. No one is ignorant enough to thinik that India is a country of snake charmers. And what if it is??? Although it's a common misconception, in no way whatsoever is it an insult.

A country of farmers??? Yes! Proudly so! India has a high output of food products. India has got diverse climatic conditions which support cash as well as food crops. The green colour in our national flag outlines the fact.

One more thing, speaking good english is in no way a characteristic feature of some sort of smarter race. Any damn language is good enough! What you need to do, at the end of the day, is to convey your ideas and thoughts to the intended target. If yuo are able to do it in a better and quicker manner using... say... hindi than in... say, chinese, you should use Hindi instead of completely bamboozling the guy in front of you with the rusty bit of chinese you know. What matters is communication skills. English is just another drop in the ocean full of various languages known to humans.

Also, it's known as sledging and it is NOT a part of the game. It is against the rules. It's just like abusing the hell out of somebody using the filthiest of words, in a crisp professional business meeting.

UPDATE:mad:rajkumar: Is this a joke? Man, I thought he was whining for real! :D
(Pardon the language ;))
 
eggman

eggman

I have Yolks not Brains!
I is contributing to these very very good Thread . My topic is LAPTOP.

I has a laptops. It is from Dell company. I love my laptop very much. It have a hard disk and a screen. The hard disk is very big and it has good good movies and music in mp3 format that I copied from my friend. I watch movies in screen. Now the cell is getting overs and I have to shut down my laptops. Bai!!
 
vamsi_krishna

vamsi_krishna

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Dear boys, just listen to the poor kid. He just want to make us to talk about inida..Dear OP...! Here is my text about india. And correct where ever there is wrong....

"India is a handsome country.. with unity of diversity. Here in india there are lives hindus, muslims, christians, jains, jews, and many more. In india there lives more than 100 crore of population. In india there was very beautifiul places like taj mahal, great wall-E of india, Sahaara desert, etc. India was one fastest growing economies in world. Every sitigen should mustly pays taxes to fastly developed the country. We would need to required to throw the corruption from india ditto as liked the price of price of persia."

correct the paragraph. You would learn a lot.
 
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SunnyChahal

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I ij illiterates. I dajjant knows englij. I rockj!
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My topic is Apple.

Apple ijje good. Its look goods but makes a very large holes in my pockets. I is like Apple and I R Macboij!

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@ the thread starter,listen up,to improve your English you should read newspapers, dictionaries and join some English teaching classes if necessary.
Best of luck learning Angla-bhasha! :D
 
Disc_Junkie

Disc_Junkie

Call me D_J!
Mie kompeuter is soing bad problemz. When I starts my kompeuter, it sows a baios where aae have to set mie daet and tiem agaen and restart. I is not liking them. I is want a gud kompeuter. plz feex is my kompeuter..............:cry:

I is illeterate.:cry:
I rokz!! :)
 
Disc_Junkie

Disc_Junkie

Call me D_J!
jxcess3891 said:
Dear All,

we are not of country of snake charmar and farmar,......., their ladies are also drinking. We will show to them how indian lady is. she is not drinking, waring only sari
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lolwut? ...............:grin::grin::grin::lol:
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liposuctionguide said:
We are here to grow with technology and not compete with it.
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why kopieng my siggy...???:-x:-x
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Sunny1211993 said:
^^
Seriously dude,that wasn't funny.
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I is not a funee man. I is not know inglis. I rockz. :)
 
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