German users claim MacBook Air can cut through bread, flesh

[dheeraj_kumar]

^^ Well, You're saving some money, man!
1. You cut down on cooking gas, since all your chicken is fried by your pc.
2. No Good-Knight and Mortein and All-Out needed, your woofer does those stuff.
3. Only one disadvantage... you need more cleaning liquid for the mess after the lizard is cut...

So that compensates it, you arent really saving money

 

[Faun]

mine SMPS actually killed and fried a lizard, fortunately the SMPS still works

 

[blueshift]

lol funny!

 

[aditya.shevade]

people would never understand....

 

[ring_wraith]

Who says we aren't creative?

 

[aryayush]

Yea. With just 1 USB port, no optical drive and the slowww 4200RPM drives, those losers had to start finding alternate uses.

WOW! This thread has brought out the humourous side of our fellow members. Some really funny posts in here.

 

[SunnyChahal]

Apple has not started selling a new product.iKnife!

 

[dreamcatcher]

LOL..a 96k worth knife..

now..just remove the heat sink and the macbook air will be a toaster too..

itoaster..

 

[aryayush]

It’s an Apple product so heat is never a problem. For all we know, it might already be a toaster.

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

My heatsink can fry eggs... too bad I'm veg

I'm gonna try frying papads without oil!!! Lol we can probably market an all in one device

 

[desiibond]

My rig can make ice cubes in minutes.

 

[SunnyChahal]

And Kalpik can lock this thread for such useless replies

 

[dOm1naTOr]

I blame my PC for spoiling my life. Can i claim an insurance?

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

^^ dont you think its the other way round? you spoiling your pc?

 

[dead]

Lmao !

 

[dOm1naTOr]

both are same. Its spoiling me mentally nd im spoiling it physically.

 

[infra_red_dude]

Dammit! My PC is the winner of the most useless PC... Monitor can't kill anyone if dropped on someone's head.. its a TFT.. my cabinet has only one geforce 8 series card which doesn't go beyond 51 C - so no roasted papads for me, the proc. is Wolfdale which stays really cool.. so I can't fry eggs on that.. damn useless computer I haf!!

 

[koolbluez]

My lappie can't hurt ppl.. can't cut bread... can't make bread toast either.... can't fry eggs..... can't cut lizards "into half"...... can't drive away bugs....... can't make ice-kubez........ to top all these... it's smaller than InfraRed's PC
But the good news is .................................. it works........ great

 

[dheeraj_kumar]

Is it a potato peeler?
Is it a bread toaster?
No
It's MacBook Air!

 

[nvidia]

Dammit! My PC is the winner of the most useless PC... Monitor can't kill anyone if dropped on someone's head.. its a TFT.. my cabinet has only one geforce 8 series card which doesn't go beyond 51 C - so no roasted papads for me, the proc. is Wolfdale which stays really cool.. so I can't fry eggs on that.. damn useless computer I haf!!

Rofl!