Lucky you.
For me it's different.
All rush picks carry. Then I pick support.
2 guys rush top rune then they both rush to bottom before runes spawn. Then they both decide to take bot lane. Precious seconds wasted running to top lane.
The nuker in mid says "me supp" 5mins into the game and switches to top.
So after all the chaos in first 5mins.. I have bought and upgraded courier, warded, bought tangos and clarity, no stat items, and finally i'm in mid ~3 levels lower than opponent in mid.
Next 5 mins either top or bottom tier 1 is down and it is 3v1 mid. Mid tier 1 down. Eventually Bot tier 1 down.
Then comes "wtf no wards"..."no dust"..."noob supp"...surprisingly these are the words of the nuker who said "me supp" at the end of 5 mins.
20~30mins I have most of my dps items done and i'm getting the kills....boom..."noob supp" ..."only ks"
If we survive till late game, either I'm unbeatable or some other guy tanks up and we win while I support him. But that's really rare, we mostly lose.