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dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
when your upset and lonely,
cheer up.
just go to the mirror and say-
wow i really am cute, but...
don't make it a habit!!
because.........................
LIARS GO TO HELL!!!
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Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! anelephant with one hand.
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Santo took her 10yr old son to doctor : He has a urinary problem. He passes urine at 7 am.
DOCTOR : Then what's the problem?
SANTO : He gets up only at 8 am!
cheer up.
just go to the mirror and say-
wow i really am cute, but...
don't make it a habit!!
because.........................
LIARS GO TO HELL!!!
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Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.
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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! anelephant with one hand.
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Santo took her 10yr old son to doctor : He has a urinary problem. He passes urine at 7 am.
DOCTOR : Then what's the problem?
SANTO : He gets up only at 8 am!
CadCrazy
in search of myself
शराब एक ऐसी बिमारी है जिसने सारे देश और समाज की जडो को खोखला किया हुआ है ।
तो आओ सब मिलकर इस बिमारी को खत्म करें ।
एक बोतल तुम खत्म करो एक बोतल हम खत्म करें ।
.....................Cheers .........................
Mountain May Fall,
River May Dry.
You Can Forget Me,
But How Can I.
अरे भाई लोगो क्या हुआ । What happened, anyway मेरी तरफ से एक और
Wife: अगर मैं Mount Everst की चोटी पर चढ जाऊ तो तुम मुझे क्या दोगे ???
Husband : " धक्का "
तो आओ सब मिलकर इस बिमारी को खत्म करें ।
एक बोतल तुम खत्म करो एक बोतल हम खत्म करें ।
.....................Cheers .........................
Mountain May Fall,
River May Dry.
You Can Forget Me,
But How Can I.
अरे भाई लोगो क्या हुआ । What happened, anyway मेरी तरफ से एक और
Wife: अगर मैं Mount Everst की चोटी पर चढ जाऊ तो तुम मुझे क्या दोगे ???
Husband : " धक्का "
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Tapomay
Lazy fat guy..
Please share more from your collection friends and invite others to share. Here are some more ... Wish you will like these.
BTW hi 'max demon', I sent a mail to you, please reply soon
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Poisonous BRA - Co bra,
Mathemetic BRA - Alge bra,
Striped BRA - Ze bra,
Strongest BRA - Verte bra,
Sun-sign BRA - Li bra!
This is to improve your GK on BRAS.
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Hair oil k add me bal dikate hai, fair-n-lovely k add me gal dikhate hai, par whisper k add me kuch nahi dikhate........!kavi socha hai kya? JAGO-GRAHAK-JAGO.
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Sardar 2 his wife: Gulabo, ye p*n*y kis ki sukhane ko dali hai ?
Wife : meri behen ki hai.
Sardar: kamaal hai! pehne hue to kabhi nahi dikhi.....
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some more...
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Chala ja msg tu bankar gulab
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
Agar na aye jawab to nahi honge udas
Samaj lenge ki hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass...
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kuch-nahi...
mera mbl ko tumharawala se pyar ho gaya hai, isliye line mar raha tha.
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Din me chain nahi, raat ko nind nahi, ang-ang me dard wahi, ji na lage kanhi, hay khuda kya yahi pyar hai?
Khuda ne kaha nahi beta, ye malaria ka bukhar hai.
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Himmat hai to TAJMAHAL ko hilakar dikha
Himmat hai to TAJMAHAL ko hilakar dikha....
Na hile to 2 peg whiskey marle, TAJMAHAL khud hilta dikhega.
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Go 2 window, luk outside, sum 1 is wating 4 ur smile, found na .....the "MOON", yes I send him 2 say u good night & sweet dreams.
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BTW hi 'max demon', I sent a mail to you, please reply soon
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Poisonous BRA - Co bra,
Mathemetic BRA - Alge bra,
Striped BRA - Ze bra,
Strongest BRA - Verte bra,
Sun-sign BRA - Li bra!
This is to improve your GK on BRAS.
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Hair oil k add me bal dikate hai, fair-n-lovely k add me gal dikhate hai, par whisper k add me kuch nahi dikhate........!kavi socha hai kya? JAGO-GRAHAK-JAGO.
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Sardar 2 his wife: Gulabo, ye p*n*y kis ki sukhane ko dali hai ?
Wife : meri behen ki hai.
Sardar: kamaal hai! pehne hue to kabhi nahi dikhi.....
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some more...
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Chala ja msg tu bankar gulab
Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
Agar na aye jawab to nahi honge udas
Samaj lenge ki hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass...
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kuch-nahi...
mera mbl ko tumharawala se pyar ho gaya hai, isliye line mar raha tha.
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Din me chain nahi, raat ko nind nahi, ang-ang me dard wahi, ji na lage kanhi, hay khuda kya yahi pyar hai?
Khuda ne kaha nahi beta, ye malaria ka bukhar hai.
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Himmat hai to TAJMAHAL ko hilakar dikha
Himmat hai to TAJMAHAL ko hilakar dikha....
Na hile to 2 peg whiskey marle, TAJMAHAL khud hilta dikhega.
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Go 2 window, luk outside, sum 1 is wating 4 ur smile, found na .....the "MOON", yes I send him 2 say u good night & sweet dreams.
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TAMIL THATHUVAMS:
1) Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
2) Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
3) Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
4) Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum
5) Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa
6) Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??
7) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu
8) Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than
ulagam
9) Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!
10) Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...
1) Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
2) Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
3) Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
4) Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum
5) Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa 'brain wash' nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa
6) Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??
7) Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu
8) Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than
ulagam
9) Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!
10) Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu...
gxsaurav
You gave been GXified
Do u know?
Wat happened last night?
In my room?
On my bed?
Wen d time ws 2 a.m?
Wen al others were slepng
I was also sleeping!!!
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Women's dictionary
NO=yes
MAY BE=no
WE NEED=i want
WE NEED 2 TALK=i wan2complain
AM I FAT=Tel me i m beautiful!
DO U LUV ME?=I'm gonna ask4 sumthin expensive!
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The Reason y Most Men Prefer 2 KISS Women's Lips....
.
.
.
Coz dat d Best & Probably d Only Way 2 Shut a Woman's Mouth atleast 4 sum second.
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Beef
Chicken
mutton
prawn
pork
sausage
meat
crab
lobster
fish
Arey smile to karo yaar..
Non veg msg bheja hai
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Jo is msg ko padh raha hai woh...
LOVELY SMART CUTE SWEET INTELLIGENT GOODLOOKING,......
Nahi hai to kya hua , jisne bheja woh to hai.
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please call me.it is URGENT.
aisa message kisi ko nahi bhejna chahiye.. !kyonki isse samne wale thoda dar jata hai.
Wat happened last night?
In my room?
On my bed?
Wen d time ws 2 a.m?
Wen al others were slepng
I was also sleeping!!!
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Women's dictionary
NO=yes
MAY BE=no
WE NEED=i want
WE NEED 2 TALK=i wan2complain
AM I FAT=Tel me i m beautiful!
DO U LUV ME?=I'm gonna ask4 sumthin expensive!
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The Reason y Most Men Prefer 2 KISS Women's Lips....
.
.
.
Coz dat d Best & Probably d Only Way 2 Shut a Woman's Mouth atleast 4 sum second.
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Beef
Chicken
mutton
prawn
pork
sausage
meat
crab
lobster
fish
Arey smile to karo yaar..
Non veg msg bheja hai
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Jo is msg ko padh raha hai woh...
LOVELY SMART CUTE SWEET INTELLIGENT GOODLOOKING,......
Nahi hai to kya hua , jisne bheja woh to hai.
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please call me.it is URGENT.
aisa message kisi ko nahi bhejna chahiye.. !kyonki isse samne wale thoda dar jata hai.
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor."
The electrical engineer said, "No, I think the problem lies with the alternator."
The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning
becomes tight"
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A sardaar and his wife filed An application for divorce! Judge asked, how will u divide you have 3 childrens? Sardar repied, "ok! We will apply next year”
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The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor."
The electrical engineer said, "No, I think the problem lies with the alternator."
The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning
becomes tight"
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A sardaar and his wife filed An application for divorce! Judge asked, how will u divide you have 3 childrens? Sardar repied, "ok! We will apply next year”
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CadCrazy
in search of myself
SMS ना करके दिल तोड दिया मेरा ।
अब Mobile दफ्ना देना । कफन ना मिले तो रुमाल ओढा देना ।
कोई पुच्छे कि कुसुर क्या था तो सर झुका के अपनी कंजुसी बता देना ।
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काश कभी कोई ऐसा दिन आए ।
तुम missed call करो, वो receive हो जाए ।
सभ कुछ भुल कर हम करें ढेर सारी बातें ।
होश तब आए जब balance zero हो जाए ।
अब Mobile दफ्ना देना । कफन ना मिले तो रुमाल ओढा देना ।
कोई पुच्छे कि कुसुर क्या था तो सर झुका के अपनी कंजुसी बता देना ।
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काश कभी कोई ऐसा दिन आए ।
तुम missed call करो, वो receive हो जाए ।
सभ कुछ भुल कर हम करें ढेर सारी बातें ।
होश तब आए जब balance zero हो जाए ।
Tamil KADIs:
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
2)How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
5)Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku
Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu.
6)LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
7)Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
8)eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
9)what is the opposite of Arvindswamy
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
10)LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
2)How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
5)Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku
Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu.
6)LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
7)Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
8)eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
9)what is the opposite of Arvindswamy
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
10)LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Teacher:- Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:- No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher:- Why?
Raju:- My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Lady:- My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Inspector:- Why don't you cook something else?
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Raju:- No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher:- Why?
Raju:- My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Lady:- My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Inspector:- Why don't you cook something else?
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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sam_1710
Youngling
A Chemical joke!!
All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them.
A hero saves them. Electrons asked "WHO R U ??"
The hero replied...
BOND..
COVALENT BOND!!
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Husband: If i die will u remarry??
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister!!
Wife: If i die will u remarry??
Husband: NO!!! .. i will stay with ur sister!! 8)
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2 men at a bar struck up a conversation, one of them said.."U think u have family problems??"
Lissten to my situation..
A few a years ago i met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. Also my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son.... So... i am my own Grandpa!!!
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FACT: As long as there are pi$$ed off youth who cant express their anger in words...
"HEAVY METAL" will live on!! - Ozzy Ozbourne
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U love someone,
U marry someone els,
Then the one u marry becomes ur wife(or husband)
And the one u loved becomes da password of ur e-mail ID!!!
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Ek aadni ki 6 unglia thi..
Sab log usey hanuman bulathe they!!!
Why??
socho...
thoda aur..
Woh uska naam tha re!!!
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All electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them.
A hero saves them. Electrons asked "WHO R U ??"
The hero replied...
BOND..
COVALENT BOND!!
___________________________________________________
Husband: If i die will u remarry??
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister!!
Wife: If i die will u remarry??
Husband: NO!!! .. i will stay with ur sister!! 8)
___________________________________________________
2 men at a bar struck up a conversation, one of them said.."U think u have family problems??"
Lissten to my situation..
A few a years ago i met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. Also my wife became the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son.... So... i am my own Grandpa!!!
___________________________________________________
FACT: As long as there are pi$$ed off youth who cant express their anger in words...
"HEAVY METAL" will live on!! - Ozzy Ozbourne
___________________________________________________
U love someone,
U marry someone els,
Then the one u marry becomes ur wife(or husband)
And the one u loved becomes da password of ur e-mail ID!!!
___________________________________________________
Ek aadni ki 6 unglia thi..
Sab log usey hanuman bulathe they!!!
Why??
socho...
thoda aur..
Woh uska naam tha re!!!
___________________________________________________
dhan_shh
Ambassador of Buzz
Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up in the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but I'm eager to know my blood group.
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Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have woken you up in the middle of the night."
"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."
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Sardarji: Nurse, I am very eager to know my blood group.
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: please tell me soon ....
Nurse: B positive
Sardarji: Madam, I am positive, but I'm eager to know my blood group.
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personifiedgenius
Don`t Argue With Me
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe " go to hell"
*********
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
*********
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
*********
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
*********
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
*********
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
*********
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
*********
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
Except for maybe " go to hell"
*********
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
*********
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
*********
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
*********
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
*********
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
*********
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
*********
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
Tapomay
Lazy fat guy..
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"-, .c-.-----""""
/ i--"
C__J + khallas.
Daro mat khali hai.
Have a göod day.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
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Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"-, .c-.-----""""
/ i--"
C__J + khallas.
Daro mat khali hai.
Have a göod day.
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
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Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
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