Some of words said by INDIAN CRICKET PLAYERS !! (JOKE)
Mahendra Singh Dhoni -  INDIAN CAPTAIN - iam the one acts more Ads in the INDIA 
Yuvaraj singh - according to my role i play what i can play 
Gambhir - whatever happens , even i get duck out - am the gr8 opening batsman in INDIA 
Suresh Raina - Any Noob bowlers bowls means i score runs 
SEHWAG - Stupid youngsters - they dont know abt me !! hmm 
 Rohit Sharma
Rohit Sharma - i need Gilly as my captain & i play for Deccan chargers & for india part time 
ISHANT SHARMA - I have secret i tell now - i just got some wickets in Australia for that  the Indian cricketers thinks that im good bowler - what an idiots !!
Pragyan Ohja - They give me ball i bowl some one catches , then all them cheers - then finally they make sit & watch the game 
RP.Singh -  Hmm the Flight to ENGLAND is very good i thought some more days in ENGLAND would be much better for sight seeing - but we lost ok anyway next time i wont miss it 
Harbhajan Singh - other team players are more aggressive , so i cant tell them MONKEY they would hit me so MOUTH SHUT 
Zaheer Khan -  I bowl like Stupid the Batsman hit like a Hero , but still the INDIAN cricketers think im the good bowler - hmm pitty world 
Ravindra Jadeja - i play 50 balls i score 25 runs , thats the style of my batting - any one can do that ???