Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes

[confused]

Nice ones everyone, but here is the best one I've heard:
Do you know what Rajnikant's signature looks like? Come on, I am sure you have seen it....

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*www.zopat.com/rupee-symbol/rupee-symbol.jpg

 

[Chirag]

Don't remember it properly but here it is. Once Rajnikanth was making love in a pickup truck and one of his sperm escaped and went inside the engine and today that pickup truck is known as Optimus Prime.

 

[furious_gamer]

^^

 

[harryneopotter]

^^What about Megatron then ?

 

[furious_gamer]

May be another pick up truck where rajni was making love.....

 

[NainO]

Mutated spider bit Peter Parker,
he became SPIDERMAN..


Mutated spider bit Rajanikanth,
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spider became SPIDERKANTH...

 

[toad_frog09]

^^^
Does spiderkant speaks telgu??

 

[NainO]

^^^ yeah buddy, its one of its superpower

 

[MetalheadGautham]

not safe for kids warning...

Spoiler

There was an attempt to construct a life sized replica of Rajnikanth's penis. Rajnikanth was upset by the fact that due to lack of building material, they didn't construct his erect thing. Today that replica is known as the leaning tower of pisa

 

[NainO]

^^^ india gave it a try too - Qutub Minar

 

[vamsi_krishna]

and then god said............. "RUN, Its Rajinikanth"

-Exodus 17:8-16

 

[IronCruz]

As we say "oh my god", god says "oh my Rajanikanth"!

Once a boy was playing cricket in front of Rajanikanth house. The ball hitted by the boy broked his window glass. So Rajanikanth told him to play slowly, that any today is none other than our Rahul Dravid

Rajanikanth was playing cricket, suddenly "Rain stopped due to play".

 

[Baker]

Whole anaconda film shooted inside rajnikanths underwear.........

 

[Romonster]

When Rajini was in 3rd class, his teacher told him to write a essay on his favorite subject, he wrote it.
That essay today is known as Wikipedia.

 

[saranshmohite]

hey guys rajnikant is retiring.... and he wants to convey a message to everyone.... really funny.... check this out....
Rajni Meets His Match! - YouTube

 

[Nanducob]

Rajnikanth can make any lady pregnant via Bluetooth …!!

 

[pranavgautam67]

^^LMAO!!

 

[RCuber]

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[DigitalDude]

^^^^^

lololol brilliant


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[confusedBuyer]

Rajnikanth gave 50 paise to a poor beggar. Now he's 50 cent!

ROFL! Everyone's phone is filled with these messages!