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Once Rajnikant taught a kid to play Counter Strike, now the world knows him as Osama Bin Laden.
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Top 10 Rajnikanth Jokes
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suyash_123
Techno Freak
1. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
.The MOON
2 . Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
SRI LANKA
3 . Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that...
bcoz..
LIGHT came second...
4 .Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......
Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
5 . Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
6 . Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was..
BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...
7 . 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom...
2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...
8 . Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for
the movie "mission impossible"
but he refused
as he found the title insulting
9 . Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied- Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?
1 1 . Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... .
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
1 2 . Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
13 . An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla ... : D
14 . as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities,
today that diary called as.
Guinness Book Of World Records
1 5. once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell....
today that kid is known as inspector Daya.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
.The MOON
2 . Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
SRI LANKA
3 . Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that...
bcoz..
LIGHT came second...
4 .Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......
Don't even try to guess wat happened
.
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
5 . Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
6 . Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was..
BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...
7 . 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom...
2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...
8 . Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for
the movie "mission impossible"
but he refused
as he found the title insulting
9 . Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied- Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?
1 1 . Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... .
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
1 2 . Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
13 . An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla ... : D
14 . as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities,
today that diary called as.
Guinness Book Of World Records
1 5. once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell....
today that kid is known as inspector Daya.
suyash_123
Techno Freak
Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth
into his PC Guess wot..
His PC started Rotating around the CD rom
Rajnikant's school time homework is now known as
wikipedia
Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding.
While walking
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants
We all know who won
Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from
which angle.
22 . Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '
Emran Hashmi'
Rajnikant can make two parallel lines intersect each other.
When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
left and right before moving.
After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemort calls him as "u know who"
Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...
Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.
Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!
Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack...
His heart lost..
ya It should be : Ultimate Rajni Jokes : watch on your own risk
into his PC Guess wot..
His PC started Rotating around the CD rom
Rajnikant's school time homework is now known as
wikipedia
Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding.
While walking
Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants
We all know who won
Rajnikanth knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from
which angle.
22 . Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '
Emran Hashmi'
Rajnikant can make two parallel lines intersect each other.
When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
left and right before moving.
After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
Rajnikanth calls VOLDEMORT by his name and Voldemort calls him as "u know who"
Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...
Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.
Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!
Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....
Rajinikanth once had a heart attack...
His heart lost..
ya It should be : Ultimate Rajni Jokes : watch on your own risk
