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Desmond

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Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*

An American, Japanese and Indian general were once on a ship alongwith all of their soldiers. After sometime of drinking together, the American replied,"Lets see whose Army has got the guts". The others agree. The american calls one of his bravest men and orders him to jump into the ocean, swim two rounds around the ship and return. The soldier does the same and returns not exhausted at all. The other generals are wonderstruck. The american General replies,"See the guts!".

The Japanese general calls one of his bravest men and orders hime to jump into the ocean, swim 5 rounds around his ship and return. The soldier does the same and returns. The other two generals are wonderstruck. The Japanese General replies,"See the guts!".

The Indian General calls one of his bravest men and orders him to jump into the ocean, swim 10 rounds around the ship and return. The soldier shouts," AM I YOUR FATHERS SERVENT!!". The Indian general says,"See the guts!"
 

shaunak

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Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*

~-****(Scientific PJs)****-~
PJ= (pathetic joke)^∞

> Once some electrons were having a party when they were attacked by protons. A dashing superhero comes to their rescue. His name? Bond, COVALENT BOND.

> Once Heisenberg [the author of the uncertainty relations which states that it is impossible to simultaneously determine the velocity and position of an electron.] Was stopped by a traffic cop in Berlin for who asked him "do you have any idea how fast you were going?". To this the physicist replied "No, but i know precisely where I am."

Warning
[If you have forgotten you math dont read this]

> Suppose you want to have a bath and there is nothing around you, what do you do?

A:
You integrate ℓuϰ wrt ℓuϰ
=(∂ℓuϰ)ℓuϰ
= ℓuϰ+ć
You bathe with the ℓuϰ in the "c"
 
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SolidSnake

Broken In
Meri Marzi.... :=)

Mera source code padh kar hasnaa nahin,
Ise chalata dekh tum fasna nahin,
Main testing karta hun boss ki kasam,
Bina piye Whiskey , Beer ya Rum,
Bill Gates milaa mujhe raste mein,
Beche Windows humne saste main,
Usne kaha "Tujhe CEO banaoo",
Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaoon...
Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aanaa,
Bill Joy ko bol diya naa baba naa,
Chahe Boston me dede mujhe BMW car,
Ya H-1 pe dede mujhe dollar dus hazaar,
Par development ke liye main to kachha hoon,
Dus saal se Porting me atkaa hoon,

(slow)
Mere daddoo, likhe software,
Binaa use kiye, koi Hardware,
Meri beti, banegi Aunty,
Jab tak install hoga NT

(fast)
Release ho raha hai mera Software nayaa,
Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiyaa,
Microsoft ne jab mera H-1 kiyaa,
Bug free Windows maine release kiya...

:D :twisted: :-D
 

s18000rpm

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Re: Meri Marzi.... :=)

funny:D,
but you could have posted it @ this thread- *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
 

blueshift

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Wedding Pics

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Re: Wedding Pics

funny.........but its not topic for chit chat.....
there should be separate section for jokes,pics...
 
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