hailgautam said:________________________________________
1. A mass of concreted earthy material perennially rotating on its axis will not accumulate an accretion of byrophytic vegetation.
2. A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.
3. Individuals who perforce are constrained to be domiciled in vitreous structures of patent frangibility should on no account employ petrous formations as projectiles.
4. That prudent avis which matutinally deserts the coziness of its abode will ensnare a creature.
5. Everything that coruscates with effulgence is not ipso facto aurous.
6. Do not dissipate your competence by hebetudinous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy.
7. An addlepated beetlehead and his specie divaricate with startling prematurity.
8. It can be no other than a maleficent horizontally propelled current of gaseous matter whose portentous advent is not the harbinger of a modicum of beneficence.
9. One should hyperesthetically exercise macrography upon that situs which one will eventually tenant if one propels oneself into the troposphere.
10. Aberration is the hallmark of Homo Sapiens while longanimous placability and condonation are the indicia of supramundane omniscience.
Private Class secretary
Dim _dress As Boolean
Dim _shoes As Boolean
Dim _underwear As Boolean
'constructor
Public Sub New()
End Sub
Public Function IsNaked() As Boolean
If _dress = False AndAlso _shoes = False AndAlso _underwear = False Then
Return True
Else
Return False
End If
End Function
End Class
Private Class MySelf
Public Function KeepDressed() As Boolean
'lazy to type
End Function
Public Function DressOff() As Boolean
'lazy to type
End Function
End Class
Private Sub GetNaked()
Dim Jane As secretary = New secretary
Dim myself As MySelf = New MySelf
If Jane.IsNaked = True Then
myself.DressOff()
ElseIf Jane.IsNaked = False Then
myself.KeepDressed() 'don't even think about it to dress off before her
End If
End Sub