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Anindya

In the zone
Why not make this thread a sticky? So that whenever someone is angry and comes to the forum he/she can directly go to this thread and cool down.:D
 

navjotjsingh

Wise Old Owl
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*

hailgautam said:
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2. A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.
3. Individuals who perforce are constrained to be domiciled in vitreous structures of patent frangibility should on no account employ petrous formations as projectiles.
4. That prudent avis which matutinally deserts the coziness of its abode will ensnare a creature.
5. Everything that coruscates with effulgence is not ipso facto aurous.
6. Do not dissipate your competence by hebetudinous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy.
7. An addlepated beetlehead and his specie divaricate with startling prematurity.
8. It can be no other than a maleficent horizontally propelled current of gaseous matter whose portentous advent is not the harbinger of a modicum of beneficence.
9. One should hyperesthetically exercise macrography upon that situs which one will eventually tenant if one propels oneself into the troposphere.
10. Aberration is the hallmark of Homo Sapiens while longanimous placability and condonation are the indicia of supramundane omniscience.

1.A rolling stone gathers no moss.
2.Too many cooks spoil the broth.
3.People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
4.The early bird catches the worm.
5.All that glitters is not gold.
6.Waste not, want not.
7.A fool and his money are soon parted.
8.'Tis an ill wind that blows no good.
9.Look before you leap.
10.To err is human, to forgive, divine.
 

RCuber

The Mighty Unkel!!!
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Im gonna get into trouble for posting this :D

Code:
Private Class secretary 
        Dim _dress As Boolean 
        Dim _shoes As Boolean 
        Dim _underwear As Boolean 

        'constructor 
        Public Sub New() 
        End Sub 

        Public Function IsNaked() As Boolean 
            If _dress = False AndAlso _shoes = False AndAlso _underwear = False Then 
                Return True 
            Else 
                Return False 
            End If 
        End Function 
End Class 

Private Class MySelf 
        Public Function KeepDressed() As Boolean 
            'lazy to type 
        End Function 

        Public Function DressOff() As Boolean 
            'lazy to type 
        End Function 
End Class

usage:


Code:
Private Sub GetNaked() 
        Dim Jane As secretary = New secretary 
        Dim myself As MySelf = New MySelf 
        If Jane.IsNaked = True Then 
            myself.DressOff() 
        ElseIf Jane.IsNaked = False Then 
            myself.KeepDressed() 'don't even think about it to dress off before her 
        End If 
End Sub

:D
 

casanova

The Frozen Nova
Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work. "Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to make her feel special"

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"I then I lifted her and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration?"

"It's a 1 GB RAM and mobile internet connectivity card and 180GB HARDDISK..Wi-Fi..DVD-Writer......................"
 

jawwadsajid

Right off the assembly line
Space? Space is only the key in between the two alt keys.

~ Al Gore on Space

space <uri gagreen is famus for it >
 
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