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Sardaji Strikes Back.......
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Sardarji is buying a TV........
Sardarji : "Do you have color TVs? "
Salesman : "Sure. "
Sardarji : "Give me a green one, please. "
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Sardarji calls Air India...........
Sardarji : "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? "
Receptionist : "Just a second "
Sardarji : "Thank you."..........and hangs up.
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EMPLOYMENT........
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the
column
'Salary Expected :'
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote :
"Yes"
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CROCODILE BOOTS..........
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet! "
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk.......
Sardarji : "What is that shiny object? "
Clerk : "That is a thermos flask "
Sardarji : " What does it do ? "
Clerk : " It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. "
Sardarji : "I'll take it ! "
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss
sees him and asks......
Boss : "What is that shiny object with you? "
Sardarji : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do?"
Sardarji : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "
Boss : "Wow! What do you have in it? "
Sardarji : "Two cups of coffee and a coke. "
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A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like :
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of the
white paper !!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.........
Santa Singh raised a point " Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it? "
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, " No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed. "
Santa Singh : " OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ????? "
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Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain........
Sardarji : "I would like to buy this small TV,"
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs "
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman........ Sardarji : "I would like to buy this TV."
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars"
"Damn, he recognized me " he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.......
Sardarji : "I would like to buy this TV. "
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars, "
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar? "
Salesman : " Because that's a microwave, "
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
" Toes Go In First. "
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day a sardar is walking on the road. He sees a piece of ****. He bends down........dips a finger and tastes it........."Yuk! ! It's ****!!! ".........then he moves on thinking "Good, I din't step on it"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
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TO LOSE WEIGHT.. The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem......... "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
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TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gyani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana? "
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I? " asks Gani Singh.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai
lekin
voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
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Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon
bhai
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? "
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the
station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the
sardarji
deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber
quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken
up,
and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly
screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter? "
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up
someone else"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started
thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking
God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing
too."
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Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother:Sikh.........Father:Sikh.........Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh? "
"Aah" said Sardarji " I read in a newspaper, that every 4th person born
on
the Earth now is a Chinese."
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The
ground control issues commands..........
Ground control : "Rubi!"
Rubi : "Woof!" (its the barking sound)
Ground control : "Press the red button."
Rubi : "Woof! Woof! "
Ground control : " Moti! "
Moti : "Woof! "
Ground control : "Press the white button."
Moti : " Woof! "
Ground control : " Sardarji! "
Sardarji : "Woof. "
Ground control : " Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch
anything!
"
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when
someone asks him........
" You want to buy the clock on the Tower "
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours
the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the
Sardarji
is again walking along the same street and the same man asks
him..........
"You want to buy the clock."
Sardarji says " Yes "
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time,
you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa Singh : "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Banta Singh : "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
what had happened to his ears and he answered........
Sardarji:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking
up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
The doctor exclaimed in disbelief : " Oh Dear! ......But what happened to
your other ear?"
Sardarji : "The scoundrel called back."
Sardaji Strikes Back.......
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji is buying a TV........
Sardarji : "Do you have color TVs? "
Salesman : "Sure. "
Sardarji : "Give me a green one, please. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji calls Air India...........
Sardarji : "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? "
Receptionist : "Just a second "
Sardarji : "Thank you."..........and hangs up.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
EMPLOYMENT........
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the
column
'Salary Expected :'
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he
wrote :
"Yes"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
CROCODILE BOOTS..........
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefeet! "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk.......
Sardarji : "What is that shiny object? "
Clerk : "That is a thermos flask "
Sardarji : " What does it do ? "
Clerk : " It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. "
Sardarji : "I'll take it ! "
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss
sees him and asks......
Boss : "What is that shiny object with you? "
Sardarji : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do?"
Sardarji : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "
Boss : "Wow! What do you have in it? "
Sardarji : "Two cups of coffee and a coke. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like :
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ?
(he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a photcopy of the
white paper !!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.........
Santa Singh raised a point " Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it? "
That was a difficult question indeed.
Suddenly Banta Singh replied, " No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed. "
Santa Singh : " OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ????? "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain........
Sardarji : "I would like to buy this small TV,"
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs "
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman........ Sardarji : "I would like to buy this TV."
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars"
"Damn, he recognized me " he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.......
Sardarji : "I would like to buy this TV. "
Salesman : "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars, "
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar? "
Salesman : " Because that's a microwave, "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
" Toes Go In First. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day a sardar is walking on the road. He sees a piece of ****. He bends down........dips a finger and tastes it........."Yuk! ! It's ****!!! ".........then he moves on thinking "Good, I din't step on it"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
TO LOSE WEIGHT.. The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days,
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem......... "What's the problem?"asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gyani Singh are in a railway station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana? "
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I? " asks Gani Singh.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai
lekin
voh
to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon
bhai
ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? "
Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave
the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the
station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the
sardarji
deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber
quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken
up,
and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly
screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter? "
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up
someone else"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started
thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you
thanking
God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't
riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing
too."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother:Sikh.........Father:Sikh.........Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh? "
"Aah" said Sardarji " I read in a newspaper, that every 4th person born
on
the Earth now is a Chinese."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The
ground control issues commands..........
Ground control : "Rubi!"
Rubi : "Woof!" (its the barking sound)
Ground control : "Press the red button."
Rubi : "Woof! Woof! "
Ground control : " Moti! "
Moti : "Woof! "
Ground control : "Press the white button."
Moti : " Woof! "
Ground control : " Sardarji! "
Sardarji : "Woof. "
Ground control : " Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch
anything!
"
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Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower
when
someone asks him........
" You want to buy the clock on the Tower "
Sardarji says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours
the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the
Sardarji
is again walking along the same street and the same man asks
him..........
"You want to buy the clock."
Sardarji says " Yes "
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time,
you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
------------------------------------------------------------------------
DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a
double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa Singh : "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Banta Singh : "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him
what had happened to his ears and he answered........
Sardarji:"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking
up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
The doctor exclaimed in disbelief : " Oh Dear! ......But what happened to
your other ear?"
Sardarji : "The scoundrel called back."
joey_182
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LETTER BY A SARDARJI's MOM to HIM (SardarJi)
Vahe Guru. I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the Address Plate with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier Address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,
situated right above the commode. I am not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass a the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allow in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Faqat, Teri Maan
LETTER BY A SARDARJI's MOM to HIM (SardarJi)
Vahe Guru. I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so moved 20 miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the Address Plate with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier Address Plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine,
situated right above the commode. I am not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass a the cemetery. By the way I took bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allow in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.
Faqat, Teri Maan
Chrono Cr@cker
Broken In
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Nice sardar jokes both you guys. Haha!
Nice sardar jokes both you guys. Haha!
koolbluez
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scrap karne ka... kya !!!!
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Code:
Munna Bhai :
Bapu.....Bole To Apun Ko Aaj Kal Ek Problem ho Gaaela Hai ???
Bapu :
Bolo Munna . Dil Khol Ke Bolo .
Munna Bhai :
Apun Ko Aaj Kal ..... Bole To Koi Scrap Nahi Karta.
Sala Sab Log Eede Ho Gaaele Hein...!!!
Bapu :
Aise Nahin Bolte Munna. Mere Paas Iis Ka Haall Hai. Rasta Muskil Hai
Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.
Munna Bhai :
Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.
Bapu :
To Suno. Tum Scrap Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho... Jab Tak Tumhe Koi
Scrap Nahin Karta. Kabhie To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi
Tumhe Scrap Karenge........
Munna Bhai :
Thank U Bapu Thank U.. Apun Yeich Karega...
Bole To Mamu Get Well Soon Hone Ka Aur mujhe Ko Scrap Karne Ka
Code:
MUNNA BHAI JOKES
PROFESSOR :
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :
Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
____________ _________ _________ _
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
____________ _________ _________ __
MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
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PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
____________ _________ _________ __
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
____________ _________ _______
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
____________ _________ _______
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna padha hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two lafz padha aur woh bhi ulta?
____________ _________ _________
MAMU :
Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Journeyman
tech support at a call center...
tech support at a call center
Call to technical support:
Caller: Hi, my printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.
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tech support at a call center
Call to technical support:
Caller: Hi, my printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? And how it is related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a picture.
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Journeyman
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
A man and his wife were eating dinner in an expensive restaurant when young beautiful women approached and kissed him on the mouth,
She said to him "see you later" and came out.
The wife shouted:
- Who was she?
- She is my mistress.
- What? ... I want a divorce!
- Ok. I agree. But you must know that you wouldn' have a mercedes in your garage, you wouldn't spend your holidays in hot countries and you wouldn't go shopping in paris.
At the same time their friend karol came in to the restaurant with a young woman.
- Who is that woman with karol ? - Asked wife
- She is his mistress.
- Really? ... Ours is more interesting - said the wife.
A man and his wife were eating dinner in an expensive restaurant when young beautiful women approached and kissed him on the mouth,
She said to him "see you later" and came out.
The wife shouted:
- Who was she?
- She is my mistress.
- What? ... I want a divorce!
- Ok. I agree. But you must know that you wouldn' have a mercedes in your garage, you wouldn't spend your holidays in hot countries and you wouldn't go shopping in paris.
At the same time their friend karol came in to the restaurant with a young woman.
- Who is that woman with karol ? - Asked wife
- She is his mistress.
- Really? ... Ours is more interesting - said the wife.
piyush gupta
Cyborg Agent
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
nice jokes
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nice jokes
nice jokes
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nice jokes
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santu_29
Journeyman
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
Ordering a Pizza IN 2020
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage
Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "
Customer: uh..err..err. .eh#$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267.......
Customer: [Faints]
Ordering a Pizza IN 2020
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage
Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "
Customer: uh..err..err. .eh#$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267.......
Customer: [Faints]
Third Eye
gooby pls
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
[size=+1]Another Joke on Windows
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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
[size=+1]Another Joke on Windows
[/size]There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
trigger
Journeyman
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f**king difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
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Reunion of Four Friends
Four freinds decided meet after a very long time.After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons. The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel. The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.
Moral: Be careful to whom you brag !
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady
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Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the f**king difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
__________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________
Reunion of Four Friends
Four freinds decided meet after a very long time.After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room.
The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes. The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn, that's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons. The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel. The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends.
Moral: Be careful to whom you brag !
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piyush gupta
Cyborg Agent
Re: *^^All jokes,homour & light talk here^^*
> >Why did Newton commit suicide???
> >
> >Here is the reason.
> >
> >Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
> >movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
> >that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk
and
> >apologized for everything he had done.
> >
> >In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
> >such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
> >scenes
> >
> >1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
> >the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
> >In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
> >the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
> >through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
> >and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
> >
> >2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
> >gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
> >only one bullet and a knife.
> >Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at
> >the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife
>cuts
> >the
> >bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of
the
> >middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
> >
> >3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
> >has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
> >does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.He
> >waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
> >gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet
> >compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
> >Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the
> >gangster dies...
> >
> >This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
> >completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
> >happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at
>least
> >one movie would follow his
> >theory of physics.
> >
> >The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all
> >in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
> >
> >The 'climax' f! inally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain
> >is on theother side of a very high wall.
> >
> >So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
those
> >superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
> >
> >Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax.
> >
> >(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
> >
> >Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
> >
> >He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
> >the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and
> >shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The
> >first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
> >
> >Newton commits suicide...
> >Why did Newton commit suicide???
> >
> >Here is the reason.
> >
> >Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
> >movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced
> >that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk
and
> >apologized for everything he had done.
> >
> >In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to
> >such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
> >scenes
> >
> >1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to
> >the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.
> >In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in
> >the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
> >through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
> >and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
> >
> >2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
> >gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately
> >only one bullet and a knife.
> >Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at
> >the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife
>cuts
> >the
> >bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of
the
> >middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
> >
> >3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth
> >has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he
> >does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations.He
> >waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
> >gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet
> >compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
> >Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang... the
> >gangster dies...
> >
> >This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
> >completely shaken and decided to go back. But he
> >happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at
>least
> >one movie would follow his
> >theory of physics.
> >
> >The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all
> >in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!
> >
> >The 'climax' f! inally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain
> >is on theother side of a very high wall.
> >
> >So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of
those
> >superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
> >
> >Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax.
> >
> >(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
> >
> >Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
> >
> >He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
> >the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and
> >shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The
> >first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
> >
> >Newton commits suicide...
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