shaunak
Tux Fan
Re: Jokes
Stuff in my mail:'
more junk
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And a one liner i read in RD: Never be afraid to try something new, remember professionals built the titanic, noah built the ark.
Stuff in my mail:'
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Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning
The brain cannot process "OF".
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
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More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University.
O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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> >>>> >>The European Commission has just announced an
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> >>>> >>agreement whereby English will be the official
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> >>>> >>language of the European Union rather than German,
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> >>>> >>which was the other possibility.
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> >>>> >>As part of the negotiations, the British Government
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> >>>> >>conceded that English spelling had some room for
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> >>>> >>improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan
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> >>>> >>that would become known as "Euro-English".
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> >>>> >>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
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> >>>> >>Sertainly, this will make the
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> >>>>sivil servants jump
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> >>>> >>with joy.
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> >>>> >>The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This
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> >>>> >>should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
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> >>>> >>one less letter.
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> >>>> >>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
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> >>>> >>sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
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> >>>> >>replaced with "f". This will make words like
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> >>>> >>fotograf 20% shorter.
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> >>>> >>In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
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> >>>> >>spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
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> >>>> >>more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
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> >>>> >>will enkourage the removal of double letters which
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> >>>> >>have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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> >>>> >>Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of
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> >>>> >>the silent"e"
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> >>> >>in the languag is disgrasful and it should goaway.
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> >>>> >>By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such
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> >>>> >>as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
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> >>>> >>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
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> >>>> >>from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,
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> >>>> >>ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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> >>>> >>Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun
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> >>>> >>vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a
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> >>>> >>united urop vil finali kum tru.
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> >>>> >>Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
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> >>>> >>like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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> >>>> >>If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
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> >>>> >hafun...
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And a one liner i read in RD: Never be afraid to try something new, remember professionals built the titanic, noah built the ark.