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[ilugd]

Re: Hindi meaning of some English words

matchbox - machis ghar

 

[TechGuru#1]

Re: Hindi meaning of some English words

best,bester,bestest rofl!!!

 

[sysfilez]

Re: Hindi meaning of some English words

OMG
hilarious isn't it. nice interpretation.

 

[freakitude]

Re: Hindi meaning of some English words

lol

 

[WHYIWASBANNEDFORNOREASON]

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

" lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

"kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

"Jo padh kar apna time barbad

Karte hain.."

Well..

Ooper wale nay aap ko

Bheja to bheja .

"per bheja to

Aisa bheja...."

Ki

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

Bheja.".

Ye mujhe kisi

NE bheja ..

Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi

Aur ko Bhej Do.

Hisaab...barabar

 

[mediator]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

Lohay ka to mera haaat bi hai
haat mein khujli bi hoti hai
khujli to jhapad maarke bi theek ki jaa sakti hai
theek to tumhara thopda bi hai
tumhaarey thopde pe to khujli bi mitai ja sakti hai!

Just kidding!

 

[hemant_mathur]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Heh heh .. nice one

 

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Lohay ka to mera haaat bi hai
haat mein khujli bi hoti hai
khujli to jhapad maarke bi theek ki jaa sakti hai
theek to tumhara thopda bi hai
tumhaarey thopde pe to khujli bi mitai ja sakti hai!

Just kidding!

too good yaar

 

[sysfilez]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Lohay ka to mera haaat bi hai
haat mein khujli bi hoti hai
khujli to jhapad maarke bi theek ki jaa sakti hai
theek to tumhara thopda bi hai
tumhaarey thopde pe to khujli bi mitai ja sakti hai!

Just kidding!

too good mediator, u really made me laugh out loud. gr8 answer buddy.

 

[Zeeshan Quireshi]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

i really fell from my chair laughing after i read mediator's answer

 

[jack// ani]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Lohay ka to mera haaat bi hai
haat mein khujli bi hoti hai
khujli to jhapad maarke bi theek ki jaa sakti hai
theek to tumhara thopda bi hai
tumhaarey thopde pe to khujli bi mitai ja sakti hai!

Just kidding!

LOL..........ROFL....nice dude

 

[Kiran.dks]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

hehehe...nice dude...simply cooool!

 

[blackpearl]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Hey, we need a shayeri thread here. What do you say?

 

[max_demon]

Re: Jokes

lol u 14 year boy and non veg jokes and.....if i send *o**se li*ks then u .....
I knew u r not my friend Chirag I will find many but u ...
chod na janne de

 

[mediator]

Re: Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

He's gonna kill me 4 sure !

 

[hemant_mathur]

Re: Jokes

That was a good one.

 

[Chirag]

Re: Jokes

@max demon - Hey dude this is a joke and shld I tell ppl what links u send???

 

[max_demon]

Re: Jokes

@max demon - Hey dude this is a joke and shld I tell ppl what links u send???

he he he but u only send this joke and BTY that link reqs credit card no.

 

[Tech Geek]

Re: Jokes

I don't know how to post thumbnails. can any one tell me?

 

[max_demon]

Re: Jokes

yes, post them in www.imagestack.us and copy forum from there and paste here . C |-| I R /-\ G told me