Post the dumbest thing you've ever heard about technology :cool:
gagan_kumar
Wise Old Owl
next time I'll warn peoples about this
srsly man i m suffering here i hav collected the dough but i dnt hav permission to buy it.........
amjath
Human Spambot
next time I'll warn peoples about this
I'm the another victim
well it's not my parents but..
OP
harshilsharma63
DIY FTW!
Some conclusions I made today about noobs:
> earphones, headphones and headsets are the same thing from them.
> a set of earphones is 'original' is it's manufacturer is same as their cell phone.
> they openly accept that theyneed want to buy an iPhone because according to them its an Apple product, ergo, it's awesome.
> earphones, headphones and headsets are the same thing from them.
> a set of earphones is 'original' is it's manufacturer is same as their cell phone.
> they openly accept that they
sandeep410
Journeyman
Wow my views match 1st 2 points. I also have an iphone, could that mean
amjath
Human Spambot
Darkshadowbeast
Broken In
My friends think that linux is window...
Darkshadowbeast
Broken In
My friend bought a sony vaio laptop
He : bhai mere laptop m 2 gb graphic card hai
Me : discrete or integrated?
He : bola toh 2 gb
Me : badia hai...
Even i have explained all the details about graphic cards still he was like
He : bhai mere laptop m 2 gb graphic card hai
Me : discrete or integrated?
He : bola toh 2 gb
Me : badia hai...
Even i have explained all the details about graphic cards still he was like
aaruni
The Linux Guy
Same case with me.
*le me boots up linux
*le friend : "Ubuntu? Yeh konsa windows theme hai?" (Ubuntu? Which windows theme is this?)
Darkshadowbeast
Broken In
Most of the people don't even know that linux existed... In their opinion only 2 OS are there Window and mac. They don't know what they are missing. Linux is awe...wait for it...some awesome
OP
harshilsharma63
DIY FTW!
^ and its literally legen... Wait for it ...dary
rijinpk1
Aspiring Novelist
Nerevarine
Incarnate
^ and its literally legen... Wait for it ...dary
You sound like Barney from How I met your Mother
Totally wrong. 99% of the people, who know about 2 OS', their second OS is always Linux/Ubuntu (mostly former), no mac at all.
Shah
Cyborg Agent
They might have heard the word Linux. But, when they see someone using Linux/some other distro, They think that it is just a Windows Theme.
TheHumanBot
Padawan
accounts dept. pc was infected with some spamming spyware or something which was sending mass amounts of emails and was using all domains per hour limits so whole group's email were bounced back and no one able to send any emails.
boss: what the hell is going on ?
ME: accounts@ind.com was infected and hacked someone used it for spamming.
Boss: infected means virus ?
ME: yes sir.
Boss: how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: It's a malware/spyware.
BOSS:how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: someone opened junk email with virus.
BOSS: how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: infected PC
BOSS:how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: ...........
boss: what the hell is going on ?
ME: accounts@ind.com was infected and hacked someone used it for spamming.
Boss: infected means virus ?
ME: yes sir.
Boss: how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: It's a malware/spyware.
BOSS:how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: someone opened junk email with virus.
BOSS: how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: infected PC
BOSS:how is that possible we have quick heal installed on that system? it can not be infected find out what was the problem. it's not infected as you are saying.
it's cant be infected it has antivirus installed and updated till date. you are making an excuse coz you don't know what happened don't you?
ME: ...........
TheHumanBot
Padawan
^
Looks like your boss had mug up that line
he told the same things for each of my reply.