Poor jokes , pj :-)

[anish_sha]

Hi.. Guys.. Let start a thread for poor jokes.. here goes the first one

One guy got bitten by a king cobra in his house, but he didn't die why?


Ans : because he was in LIVING room.

 

[Edge-of-chaos]

A man goes to sleep with two glasses of water next to his bed. One full one empty. Why?









One if he's thirsty in the night. and the other if he's not!

 

[amitabhishek]

Good thread dude!

 

[mrintech]

PJ = Phata Joke, Phaltu Joke, Poor Joke etc. etc. etc. & etc.

 

[amitabhishek]

Why did Chris"topher" Columbus discovered America? Because he went "tofar"

 

[krazzy]

Musst... avoid... this... thread...

 

[Desmond]

Two fishes were in a Tank........one says to the other......





You drive, I'll man the turret (Gun).

 

[girish.g]

Omg.wtf %^*%#^$&

 

[BBThumbHealer]

A Mosquito Died While Listening To The Song " Aap Ki Kashish " ... Why ?




The Song A Hit - " The Insect Killer Spray !

 

[alter_ego]

q: Where does Mr. Bean sleep?
a:On Bean bag

q: What is Mr. Bean's favorite quote?
a:"Bean" there done that.

q:What did Mr. Bean had for breakfast
a:Baked Beans

 

[Desmond]

Q: What is the colour of frequency?
A: Purple

Since, frequency is 1/time i.e. 1/sec
1 sec=1 pal
then 1/sec == per pal =>Purple

If a fat girl crosses you but comes back when you whistle, what will you call the situation?





GOLMAAL returns

 

[Count Dracula]

Lol @ Golmaal Returns.

 

[skeletor]

Q: Guess the name of Microsoft's new software?
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Ans: M$ Dhoni.

 

[azzu]

really cool Ones
PJ--> Pakao Jokes

 

[amitabhishek]

Q: Guess the name of Microsoft's new software?
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Ans: M$ Dhoni.

He...He funny.

Q: Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
A: Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank.

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[anish_sha]

more pls...................

 

[DarkDante]

MY kinda thread..sum people even try 2 do me in at skool fur sum of my jokes!Dese r sum starters..tell me if u want more!

Quesne day a lakkadhara(woodcutter)went 2 d city,nd all d girls started 2 follow him and try 2 kiss him!why???
ans:Axe effect
woohoo!
sum more!

one day a eraser opened a matrimonial place.what was it called?
ans:Rubber ne bana di jodi!

if u liking.den jusst asking!

 

[vamsi_krishna]

Person1: What is his name?

Person2: ZooZoo

Person1: Why so?

Person2: Coz.. he escaped from zoo twice.

 

[anish_sha]

Where does a dog go when it loses its tail..?
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he goes to th RE-TAIL shop(",)

 

[RaghuKL]

Former Pakistan cricket captain Inzamam-ul-Haq has filed a law-suit against the biscuit manufacturer “Priya Gold”

.. because they used the punch-line- “हक से मांगो!!”


Why is Ekta Kapoor planning to revive Kyunki Saas....?


Ans: She read somewhere that Tulsi can cure Swine Flu