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DarkDante
Journeyman
y did inzamam-ul-haq sue priya gold?
bcoz of there motto:HAQ se mango!
(PS:d loafer elephant one has been done to death)
a terrorist throws a bomb into a budhiyas house
everyone sez"budhiya,bomb hai!"
budhiya says"dhat wo to main javani mein thi!"
madam asks everyone 2 write his/her's BF/Gf's name
BAd boys give paper afta 10 mins an say"done maam"
girls say 2 mam:"supplementary please!"
HAHAHAHA lol man!
bcoz of there motto:HAQ se mango!
(PS:d loafer elephant one has been done to death)
a terrorist throws a bomb into a budhiyas house
everyone sez"budhiya,bomb hai!"
budhiya says"dhat wo to main javani mein thi!"
madam asks everyone 2 write his/her's BF/Gf's name
BAd boys give paper afta 10 mins an say"done maam"
girls say 2 mam:"supplementary please!"
HAHAHAHA lol man!
yrana2002
Ambassador of Buzz
Here's one from an old digit member:
Once mickey mouse and donald duck were engaged in a fight.. Donald duck overpowered mickey and threw him at the wall. Instantly, mickey mouse started to write Ramayan.......
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Because he had now become Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)
Once mickey mouse and donald duck were engaged in a fight.. Donald duck overpowered mickey and threw him at the wall. Instantly, mickey mouse started to write Ramayan.......
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Because he had now become Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)
Krazzy Warrior
"Aal Izz Well"
RaghuKL
Swalpa Adjust Maadi
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! remember
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. 8 men have already built it..
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man/woman go eight days without sleep?
A. He/she sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Now the time for the worst PJ u'd have come across ........
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
A : Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A : A towel.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A : Because it has its own scales.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! remember
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. 8 men have already built it..
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man/woman go eight days without sleep?
A. He/she sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. Wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
Now the time for the worst PJ u'd have come across ........
Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
harryneopotter
Padawan
One day, The Famous Villain Ajeet became Coach for the Indian Cricket team.
The match was going on between India And SL.
Robert came running to ajeet and asked :
R: Boss boss, SL needs 12 runs off 3 balls, Dilshan is on strike, Ishant have to bowl, so wat should i say to ishant ?
A: Ask him to bowl an off spin delivery !
R: But boss, he is a pacer, and off spin ?
A: Do as i say !
Dilshan Caressed the of spinner to cover boundry for a FOUR.
R: Boss boss, SL needs 8 runs off 2 balls, Dilshan is on strike, Ishant have to bowl, so wat should i say to ishant ?
A: Ask him to bowl a Leg Spin Delivery !
R: But boss .....
A: Do as i say !
Dilshan swatted that delivery out of the park for a huge 6.
R: Boss boss, last ball pe 2 run chahiye, ab kya bolu ishant ko ? (2 runs are needed off the last ball, wat should i say to ishant ?)
A: Ab ishant ko kya bolna hai ? Dilshan ko jaake bolo ki uske Biwi Bacche hamare kabze me hai!!! (Dnt need to say anything to ishant, but tell dilshan that his wife and kids are with us as captives !!)
The match was going on between India And SL.
Robert came running to ajeet and asked :
R: Boss boss, SL needs 12 runs off 3 balls, Dilshan is on strike, Ishant have to bowl, so wat should i say to ishant ?
A: Ask him to bowl an off spin delivery !
R: But boss, he is a pacer, and off spin ?
A: Do as i say !
Dilshan Caressed the of spinner to cover boundry for a FOUR.
R: Boss boss, SL needs 8 runs off 2 balls, Dilshan is on strike, Ishant have to bowl, so wat should i say to ishant ?
A: Ask him to bowl a Leg Spin Delivery !
R: But boss .....
A: Do as i say !
Dilshan swatted that delivery out of the park for a huge 6.
R: Boss boss, last ball pe 2 run chahiye, ab kya bolu ishant ko ? (2 runs are needed off the last ball, wat should i say to ishant ?)
A: Ab ishant ko kya bolna hai ? Dilshan ko jaake bolo ki uske Biwi Bacche hamare kabze me hai!!! (Dnt need to say anything to ishant, but tell dilshan that his wife and kids are with us as captives !!)
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